Friday, 7 December 2007

I. C. Wiener


This is not any kind of joke. There actually IS a bus in Brussel, which goes to the "Wiener". It is on the same level as the German words "Kunde" and "Kurve" which mean "Customer" and "Road Turn" and those words are very similiar to the Czech words "Kunda" and "Kurva" which mean "Cunt" and "Bitch".

So in this logic it absolutely OK, that there exists bus which goes to Wiener. :oD

Thursday, 6 December 2007

Servít je vůl

Servít je vůl, but Kilroy was not here :oD.

Thursday, 29 November 2007

Funny things about Brussel

I was in Brussel yesterday and I had found out some funny things about Brussel.

First of all people who live in Brussel must be either a) filatelists or b) musicians. I have never in my life seen so many shops with stamps and shops for filatelists and I have never seen so many music shops with guitars, drums etc.

Second thought is about really strong Muslim community. I was living in a quarter (near city center) and the whole Stalingrad street was filled with barbershops, groceries, restaurant and other shops and only Muslims were in there. I liked the way how they make business. They have just simple room with a desk, chairs and PC and that is the shop - for example the travel agency. Almost nothing on the walls, no decorations.

The third thing which surprised me was how they deal with the garbage in Brussel. They do not have any dustbins. They just put their garbage into plastic bag and throw it on the streeet. So when it was 22.00 the streets were overwhelmed by garbage bags. The problem is that I had many plastic garbage and I was looking for the plastic garbage bin and found none, so I traveled back into my country with this plastic waste and threw it into the yellow dustbin (for plastics).

The end. Maybe I will write something down something else about Brussel in the near future.

Tuesday, 20 November 2007

Skateboarding is deader than dead

I remember the times when I was a young kid and I was skateboarding. We had normal clothes, shoes lended from our parents (I had adidas shoes from 70s - nowadays they are selling again the same model with little difference) and being cool did not meant to have special trousers worth 250 euros, but doing great tricks on the board...

And why I am writing crap about it? Because today I read press release by one of the Czech banks, which will emit credit cards for "young" people and there will be motives of snowboarding and skateboarding, because "it is, what teenagers desire". FUCK! Skateboarding became a platform for marketers and PR managers, where they will serve their products to the younglings.

If I were a parent now and my kid would tell me that he wants to do skateboarding... I will really consider it, because I guess that the kid would like more or less only the cool clothes and shoes and the skateboarding itself would not interest him. Like he will probably only wear the board in his hand and tried to look cool. We had a wonderful czech word for it. It was "pozér". I had seen such a boy two weeks earlier. He had all the cool stuff on himself and his mother looked like she will die of hunger next week and she was wearing really crappy clothes, which only poor people wear. I really wondered how she could afford to buy to his sun all this cool stuff. I guess that he would not be able to do shove-it-flip even if he wet his pants first. What a lame jackass.

Saturday, 10 November 2007

Sherlock Holmes and science


I am aware of the scientific methods called induction and deduction. But only after reading book "How to make sociological knowledge" I started to think about those two methods in connection with Sherlock Holmes.

Since my childhood (when I read all books by Arthur C. Doyle) I always talked about Sherlock Holmes as of one of the best DETECTIVEs or masters of DEDUCTION. But in fact, as Milan Disman correctly mentioned in his book, Sherlock Holmes was master of INDUCTION.

Funny. :o)

Thursday, 1 November 2007

Today I met president

And I do not mean the crappy clown Klaus who is talking nonsense at the UN congress about global warming... I mean the one and only president our republic had ever since its beginning.

Yeah. Today I met Václav Havel. I was on my way to school when suddenly car stopped on the street and the door opened and Václav Havel popped out. I was looking at him and then we made an eye contact and I smiled at him and that was everything.

To be honest I had an encounter with the recent president Václav Klaus, too, a while ago. It was at some classical music concert. We were just sitting at the stairs with my girlfriend when gorilla-type-of-guy came in front of me and told me "Can you move along?" And I asked him why, that he can not fit in the stairs or what? (15 people beside one another can fit on those large historical stairs from the end of 19th century) and he told me nothing and still stood against me. Then I stood up from the ground and looked behin him and I saw the "first lady of republic" and afterwards (about 10 metres behind her) was coming president Klaus surrounded by bunch of gorilla-type-of-guys. So this was my another presidential encounter.

To be honest I liked much better an encounter with Václav Havel. First of all he really has my respect and the situation was not that unpleasant. =)

Wednesday, 31 October 2007

Web, Finland and stuff like that...

Jeez, I am really getting old or something. I thought that trying to learn how to programme website (and quit using gay programs like Publisher etc.) would be nice, but after several hours of hard work (I know some basics from school) it looked like crap with a piece of shit on the top, so I quit and let it to the younger ones.

But recently I found some good tools of how to fix myself a nice site without being a "pro", so I guess I will give it a try at my stay at Finland, where night begins at 2 oclock in the afternoon and out is so cold that you will brake your dog when you steer your sleigh. (What awful stereotypes... I know.).

Anyway today one teacher at school told me that I must be crazy going on January near the North Pole and other teacher asked me if I am being depressed because if yes then he would not recommend me staying for 5 months in Finland during winter. Why is everyone taking me down with such things to say?

UPDATE 11/10/07: Those nice tools need MySQL database, but I am webhosting really cheaply (1 euro for month) so there is not support for this. So I stay with crappy tools...

Monday, 22 October 2007

Tram driver smoking at tram station

Recently smoking was banned from tram and bus stations at Prague. But people are kinda ignoring this fact because Police does not punish it, probably. In most cases I see tourists smoking at these tram stops, cause I guess that they do not understand the logo with crossed cigarette, which means everywhere in the world, that smoking is banned here.
Anyway today I saw a tram driver who was smoking at the tram stop. That was really funny. Maybe next time I will see smoking policeman or director of Prague City Transportation.... :o)

Friday, 19 October 2007

Funny video (in Czech language)

If you are concerned about the "radar" in the Czech Republic. Here is nice example of how the discussion should not be looking. But on the other hand. It is great fun and I guess that Vera Chytilova made really an idiot of herself here.

Thursday, 11 October 2007

Komerční Banka (Société Général) and Charles University SUCK BIG TIME!

I am going to Finland on the 3rd January 2008 thanks to the Erasmus Student Programme. BUT! As a NEW feature this year I was kinda forced by Charles University of Prague to start banking account in EUR currency in "Komerční Banka" at Prague (part of French bank "Société Général"), where they will send me my scholarship (aprox 2100 euros for 5 months). The account should be free of charges and very very helpful (as they told me.) Before the year 2007 students opened their accounts in the foreign countries. For example: I am going to study at Germany, I will open my account in Germany.

I had to pay something today before arrival to Finland and here is the STORY! I should have made payment to the Student Union of the University of Jyväskylä (in Finland) with no charges to the beneficiary. The payment was only 44,30 euros, but the stupid charge for the payment was 38,22 euros! FUCK!

Hey! Where is the point in that? Where is the positive effect of online banking? In my ass? It would be MUCH MUCH cheaper if I put the money in an envelope and sent them via post office. Guess that the stamp on letter costs 3 euros these days.

I am really looking forward to use this completely useless account during my stay in Finland. For example paying for the house every month with the bonus of 40 euros for the banks will be really refreshing. Together it would cost 200 euros only for charges to the banks.

So here is my solution. After the arrival I will go to the nearest ATM and withdraw all the money from that fucked-up account at "Komerční banka" and start the account in Finland as students have done it before me.

How to deal with/cure vaginism (walkthrough)

OK, so this is mostly walkthrough for men not for women... but... if you are woman, you can give it a try as well :o).

1) identify the problem - thats very important, if your girlfriend/wife suffers from huge vaginal pain when you try to have a sexual intercourse, maybe she suffers from vaginism
2) go to see a specialist - gynecologist or sometimes even psychiatrist could help first to identify whats goin on in here (if doctor tells you: "I see nothing in there, there is no physical cause", then the doctor is an asshole and go to see a different one, so dont be shy to see a doctor - you have to first make sure that the pain is not from a different reason than vaginism).
3) if your woman of your life is wet like hell, thats not sign you can rush in and penetrate, because it does not work like this, you have to make her feel comfortable and! try for even couple of months with smaller objects than your dick is (unless you suffer from hormonal desease called micropenis, lol, but thats a different story and I cant help you with that ;o)
4) every woman has a different reason for the traction of the muscles in her vagina, maybe she is shy, maybe she is afraid of the terrible pain that will happen in a few moments (because of the past experience), maybe she is bigot catholic who thinks she will die in hell if she has orgams... reasons are endless (thats if you cant help her with this walktrough, then psychologist can help identify the reason).
5) so your mission is not to repeat the painful experience, you have to make her calm, make her feel comfortable, make her used to be naked in front of you (if the shy thing is the reason), works great if you fool around a bit and she comes in front of you (in a way that you ask her to show you what she does to have an orgasm - this also has to take a time, to win her confidence, this walktrhough is not written for a reason that you will succeed in two days, we are talking months in here)
6) when she is got used for the nudity and stuff in front of you, you can start just with adding your hands with hers - like you will make her come with YOUR hands (now we are still talking about the non-penetrative shit, she has to feel comfortable that anyone esle is playin on her playground)
7) vaginism does not mean she is frigid, so when the girl is now used to feel comfortable and is used for the pleasure that orgasm gives her (with your effort), you can start slowly about using your fingers (again, start with the smallest one and in days you can use your bigger fingers, later you can try two fingers and much much more later even three) - but again!!! anytime you feel contraction in her vagina (which means therefore you are causing her pain, not pleasure, back off and start with the one finger shit again from the start... or use your tongue, thats good as well)
8) crucial part is the patience, making her comfrotable and slowly trying bigger and bigger objects - you have to teach her that putting something in her vagina does not mean pain (thats why you have to in time try bigger objects - like a dildos of different sizes etc. if you have succeeded on the "fingers" part). But again if you try to put your finger inside you can e.g. lick her or play with clitoris (like you will take away the attention bit from the penetration thing).
9) again be gentle, be slow, do not rush anything and the more you practice the better (like everyday practice is a perfect story, but maybe your wife is not a nympho so she does not want to have several orgasms a day)
10) after you feel like she is comfortable with objects that are of the size of your dick (you can take to this point in weeks, in months... but there is a 99,99 % success rate, what differs is the amount of time which it takes to get there), you can finally try to fuck her properly :o)
11) if you have succeded, now you have put your ass into a tougher shit, because if she has had in past years only clitoral orgasms, she feels now that the "fucking" thing is not adding anything to it, hahahaha.

Monday, 8 October 2007

My first video

I tried to do my first video in the fashionable age of youtubization. It is completely useless video. Made only fort testing purposes. (UPDATE: I deleted video. It was useless and testing went OK)

Tram driver with great sense of humour


On my way to the centre of the city I found a tram driver with great sense of humuor. In his "cockpit" was "made" an extra controll panel from cardboard with imaginary buttons. There were three of them.

1) ploughshare (plowshare) on cars
2) sub-machine gun on human beings
3) light-speed jets

It really made me laugh that day.

Wednesday, 3 October 2007

Petr Čech Everywhere! Strange marketing of global comapnies?

I am no supporter to the fact, that when you are well-known and successful, that you should not be doing advertising, but what the Petr Čech (goalkeeper of english footbal club Chelsea with Czech origins) concerns, I think that it is way too much.

On my way to the school I can see him on posters of several companies. First of all he shows himself as hi-tech fan in the Samsung advertisings. Then he is the "face" of the Marks and Spencer company and the third is the poster of Ceska Sporitelna (part of the Erste Bank).

I guess that if I were in his position, I would do the same, but maybe the marketing divisions of those companies mentioned above should do better timing with their campaigns. It is somehow strange, that all of them has Petr Čech right now on their posters. And in the end the effect is somehowe more negative than positive. And what is the most funny part in that, is a interview from the time, when Petr Čech was injured and he said there, that he has millions of offers to do some kind of advertisements, but he really chooses wisely... So he chooses wisely, but those companies should be better informed, that they will have Petr Čech as a propagator of their brands at the same time.

Monday, 1 October 2007

David's Butt and other stuff to do in Florence


If you ever wondered, how does look the butt of the statue of David sculped by Michelangelo, here is my photo of these rear parts. On every published photo you see the sculpture from the front. So here I am bringing you the butt of the David. It is copyrighted free, so you can wipe your ass with that, if you want to, unless you sell it to Us Weekly for a zillion bucks.

Anyway Firenze (Florence) was quite beautiful. But with very tiny streets and I had really BIG difficulties driving the Mazda Xedos 9 car there (at historical centre), cause it is 4,8 metres long vehicle. But what really pissed me off, was a fact, that the famous Uffizi Gallery was closed due to some strike or something.

And other florentian fact, that really pissed me off, was a fact, that at the Boboli gardens they did not accept ISIC Cards to prove the fact, that I am student, but passport and ID was OK (but I left my ID in the car). I really do not get, where in the Passport or ID card is written, that I am a student and I can be granted the reduced entry fee. Guess that paying 9 euros to enter the Boboli Gardens is quite a lot of money, when for the same money you can sleep at camping site at Corsica for one night. But anyway we payed 9 euros each and entered the gardens, cause they were beautiful. Screw their rules with ignoring ISIC cards, it was great anyway.

Czechs behave like pigs at Corsica Natural Park

I am really ashamed of my other co-inhabitants of Czech Republic, because everytime I saw a tin waste from food at the Corsica Natural Park, it was tin, which was produced in the Czech Republic. Like "Sardinky v oleji" (Sardines in oil) at Monte Cinto or Májka (Czech paté in yellow tin) at Lac de Capitello . I really do not get it. If I go into the nature with food I always carry my garbage back and throw it into bins at cities. Is it really that hard to carry it back? That after reaching the top of the mountain with 150 grammes of food, people must throw away tin weighing 10 grammes?

"Funny" thing is, that today was on the news, that Czechs are behaving like pigs at Finland, too, cause they throw garbage into woods there and stay for weeks at free wooden shelters, which are designed for one night sleep during the trek.

With this reputation I am really looking forward to my half-year stay at Finland and I hope that everytime I say I am from Czech Republic, Finns would look at me as at a chronic garbage thrower.

Me on the top of the Monte Renoso

This is me sitting at the top of the Monte Renoso (2 352 m). I put this picture here, cause below the cross was a logbook, where people had written their thoughts and stuff and there was a funny sentence in German language, which meant: "I like it here, but Schweiz is more beautiful." which made me really laugh. Anyway if you do not know it, Monte Renoso is one of the highest peaks at Corsica. The other highest mountains are Monte Cinto (2 706 m), Monte Rotondo (2 622 m) and Monte d'Oro (2 389 m). To be honest, this Monte Renoso has the easiest acces to the top. I tried to go to the top of the Monte Cinto, but we turned back (with my girlfriend) about 50 metres under the highest point of the mountain, cause there was difficult passage for her. Anyway we both loved it there.

Friday, 14 September 2007

OFF TO CORSICA!

Finally! The weekend has landed and tomorrow I am going on my vacation. I am gonna spend next two weeks on Corsica. The island of my dreams! Beautiful countryside, mountains made for trekking and lovely beaches.

Cheers, you queers.

Monday, 10 September 2007

How to open the Western Digital My Book 320GB

As a reference (with photos) I will use this article from the user who opened his 500GB version. (it slightly differs). This is not written for the purpose of exchanging the drives or making it internal forever, but only when you screw up your disk with the Firmware Upgrade 1.08a and it is dead (disk is NOT dead, disk works like charm, but the mainboard of the external device is dead, i. e. without any firmware at all). !!!And beware that you can lose your warranty when you open the case!!!

Step one:
No need to identify the corner screw, because there is no such thing in the 320GB Premium version. So the step one would be very carefully (milimeter after milimeter) putting out the rubber straps off the disk. (At some points - up and down parts) you can not put it off, because it is really sticked with some kind of glue. But you can strip it from the rubber at the corners and then (the glue is every where, but not that much) when you see the hole (where the rubber was) you can put some screwdriver inside.

Step two-step five
The construction of this version is different, so you really need to use the screwdriver centimeter after centimeter until the case just pops out.

Step six
You can unscrew only one of the screws in here. That one in the left upper corner. Your goal is to save the data, so it does not matter, when you can not unscrew all the three screws.

Step seven.
Who cares abotu the LED, you need the disk. Leave it alone.

Step eight and step nine.
Only unscrew those four screws from the bottom. Then remove the SATA cables. (Over the sata cables is aluminium strap, so put that out carefully before).

Step ten-Step Fourteen
No need to do that. Just unscrew the four another screws from the TOP of the disk. And then you can put it out of the plastic shell. Disk is now accessible to the SATA connectors in your PC (it does not matter, that it has some kind of metal-shell-crap on it). And the disk is now fully working internal WD Caviar version.

Now save your data to another disk (and money, too, because those authorized recovery companies of the WD charge really shitloads of money for this easy crap) .

After saving the data, you can reformat it (why returning back internal working disk with your personall data). You can even use Hiren's Boot CD and run some proggy like Killdisk to safely erase all your data and then format it... (cause there is nothing easier then recover the data from formatted disk)

And now do all the steps in reverse. First of all put that rubber strap on the plasic shell where the disk is seated - it is easy (sometimes little tricky, but nothing impossibble). You can use the screwdriver before and screw all those eight screws (from the top and the bottom) and the ninth little screw for the LED control.

Now only click the case back on it and you have a dead non working external MyBook again. It is much easier to put that rubber straps on before clicking that case back on it.

Now you can try your luck, if the reseller grants you exchange of the disk for the working one (because you void you warranty with opening the case).

Sunday, 9 September 2007

Western Digital My Book Firmware Upgrade Error

First of all if you are a lucky owner of a Western Digital My Book Premium 320 GB external hard disk (or any other version). Here is a little hint for you.

!!DO NOT EVER TRY TO UPGRADE THE FIRMWARE!!

I actually bought that bastard and tried to set it up with FireWire cable but it was not working. So I came across the official website http://support.wdc.com and downloaded here

http://support.wdc.com/download/index.asp?cxml=n&pid=19&swid=65

the "Firmware Upgrade 1.08a" which should repair the problem with the nonrecognizing two MyBook disks connected via FireWire cable. BUT!!

This whole firmware Upgrade COMPLETELY SCREWS YOUR HARD DRIVE. Because during the process it firstly erases your firmware and after that it just says that

OPERATION WAS ABORTED BY DEVICE. Whell shit happens, you thought, I will not use the FireWire if it can not be upgraded. But hell no! The whole disk is screwed from this point!

Windows does not recognize the disk anymore from this point and when you pull out the plug and pull it in again, it just installs the "Black Oxford USB Device". Which is nothing but a crap.

So. I googled it through, and I am not the only one, who had the same trouble with the disk! For example here and here. The funny thing is, that actually the disk itself (when you pull it out of that classy MyBook design case) should be working. But I had not paid tripple the price for internal WD Caviar 320 GB hard disk.

THIS IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE OF THE WESTERN DIGITAL COMPANY, THAT IS HAS A CORRUPTED FIRMWARE UPGRADE ON THEIR SITE! If you want to use your disk, do not upgrade the firmware (even if it does not work through FireWire), cause at least you will have an USB disk. (Then I do not know what is the point in buying the more expensive version with FireWire support).

P.S. The most funny thing (IRONY) about this is the whole e-mail conversation by another buyer of the disk with Western Digital Support.

Tuesday, 4 September 2007

Wizard of Oz

I really do not know, what Americans see so special about this crappiest movie of all the times. I have seen it yesterday and I was so bored that I fell asleep at one point.

All the male characters (tinman, scarecrow and lion) are acting lika gays (mostly the lion is one heck of a supergay) and Dorothy is so overplaying that she is almost unwatchable.

The ending was such lame (that she dreamt it all... oh where did I seen it before, Alice in Wonderland from 1865?) and her last line about how she wanted to look for the happiness in the outside world, but all she desired for is at her backyard, aaah. Crap crap crap. That was terrible.

I hope that I will piss of about 200 millions Americans with saying, that Wizard of Oz was not only bad, it was terrible and merely unwatchable.

Do not watch the man behind the curtain...

Thursday, 30 August 2007

Sweaty Superheroes

Spider-Man, Superman or any other super heroes must suffer from giant sweat under their costumes. Those "pigs" are wearing those costumes under their normal "human" clothes 24/7 and probably do not take a shower.

I always wonder how they just rip their shirts off and under their clothes are ready costumes. Those costumes look really like a rubber-elastic stuff and if you ever put something like this on your body for a ten minutes (such as orthesis on your hand) you really can tell, that the skin is under this stuff kinda unpleasantly sweaty.

So if any superhero comes by, I would not really want to touch him, cause he would probably be slippery as an eel. So I guess that Lois Lane and Mary Jane Watson are into this gross stuff.

Tuesday, 28 August 2007

Zero creativity of spammers

After receiving billions of spams, I can now cathegorize them scientifically.

1) Penis enlargment crap
If I had replied to all those penis-enlargment-pills-crap e-mails, my penis would be long from one galaxy to another.

2) Fake rolex watches crap
If I had bought all those fake rolex watches, I could definitely put them all on my millions of light years long penis. So it would look like a giant arm with zillions of fake rolex watches on it.

3) Casino Deposit 400 euros/Dollars
If I had replied to all those casino-400-euros crap e-mails, I would be richer than Bill Gates these days - that is also why I could afford those penis-enlargment-crap pills and those fake rolex watches.

4) Completely non-sense crap
This cathegory is somehow out of my mind. These spams do not say anything at all. They are just some randonmly crapped texts with no sense at all. I really can understand, that 99 % of e-mail users lust for bigger penises and fake rolexes and gambling at virtual casinos... but what sense is in these (4th cathegory) e-mails? That I can practise my reading and analyzing non-sense texts? Maybe...

What the spams concern, I think that I cathegorized them all, so, dear spammers, come out with something new, cause this crap is sooooooooooo boring, that I am really bored even with automatically deleting this crap. Thank you, for your next efforts. I am really going to enjoy the NEW stuff (if you make any).

Monday, 27 August 2007

Boinc Boinc Berkeley.edu

Apart from writing crap on your blogs, you can use potential of your CPUs for some "good" reasons, too. Your CPU can take a part in a huge creature created by millions of computer users. This "supercomputer creature" then compute some moleculal variations to find cures for AIDS, Dengue etc. (it is all up to you, which project you want to take a part in).

It is really easy to operate. First of all, visit this page.

http://www.worldcommunitygrid.org/

Then register and install BOINC manager software and voilá. Your CPU is now used for finding the cure for deseases.

Or you can use this page http://boinc.berkeley.edu/ for downloading BOINC (Berkeley Open Infrastructure for Networking Computing) Software. Cheers, you queers.

Aesthetics of Pop Culture does not ring a bell for me

Aesthetics of Pop Culture does not ring a bell for me.

Ästhetik der Pop Kultur sagt mir gar nichts.

Estetika popkultury je mi cizí.

Esutetikku poppu kyouyou etainoshirenai desu.

...

And where is the sense in that?

Sunday, 26 August 2007

Best of Quagmire

I try to post my first youtube video on a webpage. Whooo. Scaaaary. Well lets see Quagmire. (edit: you will not see quagmire, because youtube deleted the content someone uploaded. But it worked, so I can say that I can post a youtube video on a webpage :o))

Wednesday, 22 August 2007

David Firth did it again...

This sick little bastard made another weird and great movie....

http://www.fat-pie.com/healthreminder.htm

Enjoy

Why I won't see Grindhouse in cinema?

Because some "stupido" decided, that we (Europeans) are not able to watch two movies at once (really do not know, where they dug that crap), so the Tarantino and Rodriguez movies are split as single movies (Tarantino hit cinemas on July, Rodriguez last week).

Plus! Movies will be screened without those trailers for "non-existing" movies. So what is the point in that? I have one point... I am quite pissed and wait till movies hit the dvd rental and stores. I can only hope, that those trailers will be included on those DVDs as a bonuses... And somehow I have a feeling, that Grindhouse movies will not be together for Europeans on DVDs, too.

Intergalactic

This is a Cover of a Japanese single of "Intergalactic" song by Beastie Boys. I guess it is really funny (and there is a bonus for all the rodent lovers in it, too).

Quentin Tarantino is freakin' barefoot maniac

I guess that you are already aware of this fact. But anyway. Quentin Tarantino is a freakin' barefoot maniac. Lets see some facts which support my theory.

1994 - Pulp Fiction - (his second movie) there is only "foot massage" as a theme of conversation.

1997 - Jackie Brown - that chick of Samuel L. Jackson, which Robert de Niro nailed down, shows her feet detailed in a scene, where de Niro smokes a pot with her. (she talks crap about how coughing is good for smoking a pot)

2003 - Kill Bill - Uma Thurman in "pussy wagon" tries to convince her "big toe" to wiggle. Detailed shots of her feet there, too. (O-ren Ishi is sometimes shot from the point of view of her feet, when she runs on the table to cut off a head of a mobster after mentioning her chinese/american roots).

2007 - Grindhouse - I haven't seen this movie yet, but there were couple of pictures of Kurt Russel with feet of a girl shown from a car in a "Premiere" magazine.

So I guess that now we all believe, that Quenatin Tarantino is a barefoot maniac. But I really do not know how he will incorporate this theme into his new movie Inglorious Bastards, which is set to World War II. Well, lets wait for the French hooker, who is into feet fetish, too.

Tuesday, 21 August 2007

Alligator

As promised before. See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile.

Jóhann Jóhannsson

As no-one will ever read this crap ***, I can declare here my passion for Icelandic Jóhann Jóhannson. He is the best musician in the world. And his CD "Englabörn" is gem among the masterpieces of musical history. Eventhough he looks like a bulb his music is wonderful. Sometimes it reminds me work of Estonian Arvo Pärt (my other beloved musical composer, from whom I really love "Alina" or "Fratres") or Japanese Yasushi Yoshida. I can really recommend these three artists to everyone, who likes "classical" music with a slight breeze of contemporary chill. Holy macaroni, I sound like a freaking idiot from cultural column in newspapers.

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*** It is said that everything we write (even our "oldschool" personal diary) is written for the purpose to be read by someone. Umberto Eco had written that only a list of things for shopping
is not written for the purpose of reading it by others.

Ooooh

Watch me as i blog. Woooooh. Scaaaary. Litera script manet. Bla bla. Hope aliens will se this crap after million years. Anyway I am going to study in Finland from January 2008 to May 2008 so I guess I will write something down here about it, when the time comes.

Since then.

Let all the graphomaniacs unite under the flag of idiocy.

Another Dead Blog

This is another of the zillions of dead blogs. Right know I will only test and learn. Later we will maybe see an aligator.

Saturday, 17 March 2007

Political Correctness... crazy again

I think that the political correctness system is somehow really disturbing. People are reacting in a such predicted way, that somehow it is kind of ridiculous.

Take for example the recent tsunami in Japan, OK I get it, they still have not even counted all the missing or dead people, but why the hell firing someone from his job, just because (that person was even comedian!) he makes funny remarks about Japan and tsunami? I guess that there are millions of jokes e.g. on holocaust. And this part of European history was far more tragic than tsunami was...

Or another example. Recently in Czech Republic was very tragic piece of news, because police found after 5 months missing a girl, which was murdered and buried in a park. The headlines were: "Autopsy says she was murdered." Now under the article was discussion and you have this (+) and (-) clicking system on comments... One old fella said there: "What a NEWS!?" and has most "dislikes". Somehow I cannot imagine, that you are not being murdered, when you are kidnapped and buried in a park... of course this had to be violent act. This man was totally right, why to write an article the second day, that autopsy says this... I cannot imagine a article which would say: "Girl passed away in natural way of death, after that she buried herself 2 metres under the ground, so no police dog could snuff her out."