Web, Finland and stuff like that...

Jeez, I am really getting old or something. I thought that trying to learn how to programme website (and quit using gay programs like Publisher etc.) would be nice, but after several hours of hard work (I know some basics from school) it looked like crap with a piece of shit on the top, so I quit and let it to the younger ones.

But recently I found some good tools of how to fix myself a nice site without being a "pro", so I guess I will give it a try at my stay at Finland, where night begins at 2 oclock in the afternoon and out is so cold that you will brake your dog when you steer your sleigh. (What awful stereotypes... I know.).

Anyway today one teacher at school told me that I must be crazy going on January near the North Pole and other teacher asked me if I am being depressed because if yes then he would not recommend me staying for 5 months in Finland during winter. Why is everyone taking me down with such things to say?

UPDATE 11/10/07: Those nice tools need MySQL database, but I am webhosting really cheaply (1 euro for month) so there is not support for this. So I stay with crappy tools...

Tram driver smoking at tram station

Recently smoking was banned from tram and bus stations at Prague. But people are kinda ignoring this fact because Police does not punish it, probably. In most cases I see tourists smoking at these tram stops, cause I guess that they do not understand the logo with crossed cigarette, which means everywhere in the world, that smoking is banned here.
Anyway today I saw a tram driver who was smoking at the tram stop. That was really funny. Maybe next time I will see smoking policeman or director of Prague City Transportation.... :o)

Funny video (in Czech language)

If you are concerned about the "radar" in the Czech Republic. Here is nice example of how the discussion should not be looking. But on the other hand. It is great fun and I guess that Vera Chytilova made really an idiot of herself here.

Komerční Banka (Société Général) and Charles University SUCK BIG TIME!

I am going to Finland on the 3rd January 2008 thanks to the Erasmus Student Programme. BUT! As a NEW feature this year I was kinda forced by Charles University of Prague to start banking account in EUR currency in "Komerční Banka" at Prague (part of French bank "Société Général"), where they will send me my scholarship (aprox 2100 euros for 5 months). The account should be free of charges and very very helpful (as they told me.) Before the year 2007 students opened their accounts in the foreign countries. For example: I am going to study at Germany, I will open my account in Germany.

I had to pay something today before arrival to Finland and here is the STORY! I should have made payment to the Student Union of the University of Jyväskylä (in Finland) with no charges to the beneficiary. The payment was only 44,30 euros, but the stupid charge for the payment was 38,22 euros! FUCK!

Hey! Where is the point in that? Where is the positive effect of online banking? In my ass? It would be MUCH MUCH cheaper if I put the money in an envelope and sent them via post office. Guess that the stamp on letter costs 3 euros these days.

I am really looking forward to use this completely useless account during my stay in Finland. For example paying for the house every month with the bonus of 40 euros for the banks will be really refreshing. Together it would cost 200 euros only for charges to the banks.

So here is my solution. After the arrival I will go to the nearest ATM and withdraw all the money from that fucked-up account at "Komerční banka" and start the account in Finland as students have done it before me.

How to deal with/cure vaginism (walkthrough)

OK, so this is mostly walkthrough for men not for women... but... if you are woman, you can give it a try as well :o).

1) identify the problem - thats very important, if your girlfriend/wife suffers from huge vaginal pain when you try to have a sexual intercourse, maybe she suffers from vaginism
2) go to see a specialist - gynecologist or sometimes even psychiatrist could help first to identify whats goin on in here (if doctor tells you: "I see nothing in there, there is no physical cause", then the doctor is an asshole and go to see a different one, so dont be shy to see a doctor - you have to first make sure that the pain is not from a different reason than vaginism).
3) if your woman of your life is wet like hell, thats not sign you can rush in and penetrate, because it does not work like this, you have to make her feel comfortable and! try for even couple of months with smaller objects than your dick is (unless you suffer from hormonal desease called micropenis, lol, but thats a different story and I cant help you with that ;o)
4) every woman has a different reason for the traction of the muscles in her vagina, maybe she is shy, maybe she is afraid of the terrible pain that will happen in a few moments (because of the past experience), maybe she is bigot catholic who thinks she will die in hell if she has orgams... reasons are endless (thats if you cant help her with this walktrough, then psychologist can help identify the reason).
5) so your mission is not to repeat the painful experience, you have to make her calm, make her feel comfortable, make her used to be naked in front of you (if the shy thing is the reason), works great if you fool around a bit and she comes in front of you (in a way that you ask her to show you what she does to have an orgasm - this also has to take a time, to win her confidence, this walktrhough is not written for a reason that you will succeed in two days, we are talking months in here)
6) when she is got used for the nudity and stuff in front of you, you can start just with adding your hands with hers - like you will make her come with YOUR hands (now we are still talking about the non-penetrative shit, she has to feel comfortable that anyone esle is playin on her playground)
7) vaginism does not mean she is frigid, so when the girl is now used to feel comfortable and is used for the pleasure that orgasm gives her (with your effort), you can start slowly about using your fingers (again, start with the smallest one and in days you can use your bigger fingers, later you can try two fingers and much much more later even three) - but again!!! anytime you feel contraction in her vagina (which means therefore you are causing her pain, not pleasure, back off and start with the one finger shit again from the start... or use your tongue, thats good as well)
8) crucial part is the patience, making her comfrotable and slowly trying bigger and bigger objects - you have to teach her that putting something in her vagina does not mean pain (thats why you have to in time try bigger objects - like a dildos of different sizes etc. if you have succeeded on the "fingers" part). But again if you try to put your finger inside you can e.g. lick her or play with clitoris (like you will take away the attention bit from the penetration thing).
9) again be gentle, be slow, do not rush anything and the more you practice the better (like everyday practice is a perfect story, but maybe your wife is not a nympho so she does not want to have several orgasms a day)
10) after you feel like she is comfortable with objects that are of the size of your dick (you can take to this point in weeks, in months... but there is a 99,99 % success rate, what differs is the amount of time which it takes to get there), you can finally try to fuck her properly :o)
11) if you have succeded, now you have put your ass into a tougher shit, because if she has had in past years only clitoral orgasms, she feels now that the "fucking" thing is not adding anything to it, hahahaha.

My first video

I tried to do my first video in the fashionable age of youtubization. It is completely useless video. Made only fort testing purposes. (UPDATE: I deleted video. It was useless and testing went OK)

Tram driver with great sense of humour

On my way to the centre of the city I found a tram driver with great sense of humuor. In his "cockpit" was "made" an extra controll panel from cardboard with imaginary buttons. There were three of them.

1) ploughshare (plowshare) on cars
2) sub-machine gun on human beings
3) light-speed jets

It really made me laugh that day.

Petr Čech Everywhere! Strange marketing of global comapnies?

I am no supporter to the fact, that when you are well-known and successful, that you should not be doing advertising, but what the Petr Čech (goalkeeper of english footbal club Chelsea with Czech origins) concerns, I think that it is way too much.

On my way to the school I can see him on posters of several companies. First of all he shows himself as hi-tech fan in the Samsung advertisings. Then he is the "face" of the Marks and Spencer company and the third is the poster of Ceska Sporitelna (part of the Erste Bank).

I guess that if I were in his position, I would do the same, but maybe the marketing divisions of those companies mentioned above should do better timing with their campaigns. It is somehow strange, that all of them has Petr Čech right now on their posters. And in the end the effect is somehowe more negative than positive. And what is the most funny part in that, is a interview from the time, when Petr Čech was injured and he said there, that he has millions of offers to do some kind of advertisements, but he really chooses wisely... So he chooses wisely, but those companies should be better informed, that they will have Petr Čech as a propagator of their brands at the same time.

David's Butt and other stuff to do in Florence

If you ever wondered, how does look the butt of the statue of David sculped by Michelangelo, here is my photo of these rear parts. On every published photo you see the sculpture from the front. So here I am bringing you the butt of the David. It is copyrighted free, so you can wipe your ass with that, if you want to, unless you sell it to Us Weekly for a zillion bucks.

Anyway Firenze (Florence) was quite beautiful. But with very tiny streets and I had really BIG difficulties driving the Mazda Xedos 9 car there (at historical centre), cause it is 4,8 metres long vehicle. But what really pissed me off, was a fact, that the famous Uffizi Gallery was closed due to some strike or something.

And other florentian fact, that really pissed me off, was a fact, that at the Boboli gardens they did not accept ISIC Cards to prove the fact, that I am student, but passport and ID was OK (but I left my ID in the car). I really do not get, where in the Passport or ID card is written, that I am a student and I can be granted the reduced entry fee. Guess that paying 9 euros to enter the Boboli Gardens is quite a lot of money, when for the same money you can sleep at camping site at Corsica for one night. But anyway we payed 9 euros each and entered the gardens, cause they were beautiful. Screw their rules with ignoring ISIC cards, it was great anyway.

Czechs behave like pigs at Corsica Natural Park

I am really ashamed of my other co-inhabitants of Czech Republic, because everytime I saw a tin waste from food at the Corsica Natural Park, it was tin, which was produced in the Czech Republic. Like "Sardinky v oleji" (Sardines in oil) at Monte Cinto or Májka (Czech paté in yellow tin) at Lac de Capitello . I really do not get it. If I go into the nature with food I always carry my garbage back and throw it into bins at cities. Is it really that hard to carry it back? That after reaching the top of the mountain with 150 grammes of food, people must throw away tin weighing 10 grammes?

"Funny" thing is, that today was on the news, that Czechs are behaving like pigs at Finland, too, cause they throw garbage into woods there and stay for weeks at free wooden shelters, which are designed for one night sleep during the trek.

With this reputation I am really looking forward to my half-year stay at Finland and I hope that everytime I say I am from Czech Republic, Finns would look at me as at a chronic garbage thrower.

Me on the top of the Monte Renoso

This is me sitting at the top of the Monte Renoso (2 352 m). I put this picture here, cause below the cross was a logbook, where people had written their thoughts and stuff and there was a funny sentence in German language, which meant: "I like it here, but Schweiz is more beautiful." which made me really laugh. Anyway if you do not know it, Monte Renoso is one of the highest peaks at Corsica. The other highest mountains are Monte Cinto (2 706 m), Monte Rotondo (2 622 m) and Monte d'Oro (2 389 m). To be honest, this Monte Renoso has the easiest acces to the top. I tried to go to the top of the Monte Cinto, but we turned back (with my girlfriend) about 50 metres under the highest point of the mountain, cause there was difficult passage for her. Anyway we both loved it there.