Sweaty Superheroes

Spider-Man, Superman or any other super heroes must suffer from giant sweat under their costumes. Those "pigs" are wearing those costumes under their normal "human" clothes 24/7 and probably do not take a shower.

I always wonder how they just rip their shirts off and under their clothes are ready costumes. Those costumes look really like a rubber-elastic stuff and if you ever put something like this on your body for a ten minutes (such as orthesis on your hand) you really can tell, that the skin is under this stuff kinda unpleasantly sweaty.

So if any superhero comes by, I would not really want to touch him, cause he would probably be slippery as an eel. So I guess that Lois Lane and Mary Jane Watson are into this gross stuff.

Zero creativity of spammers

After receiving billions of spams, I can now cathegorize them scientifically.

1) Penis enlargment crap
If I had replied to all those penis-enlargment-pills-crap e-mails, my penis would be long from one galaxy to another.

2) Fake rolex watches crap
If I had bought all those fake rolex watches, I could definitely put them all on my millions of light years long penis. So it would look like a giant arm with zillions of fake rolex watches on it.

3) Casino Deposit 400 euros/Dollars
If I had replied to all those casino-400-euros crap e-mails, I would be richer than Bill Gates these days - that is also why I could afford those penis-enlargment-crap pills and those fake rolex watches.

4) Completely non-sense crap
This cathegory is somehow out of my mind. These spams do not say anything at all. They are just some randonmly crapped texts with no sense at all. I really can understand, that 99 % of e-mail users lust for bigger penises and fake rolexes and gambling at virtual casinos... but what sense is in these (4th cathegory) e-mails? That I can practise my reading and analyzing non-sense texts? Maybe...

What the spams concern, I think that I cathegorized them all, so, dear spammers, come out with something new, cause this crap is sooooooooooo boring, that I am really bored even with automatically deleting this crap. Thank you, for your next efforts. I am really going to enjoy the NEW stuff (if you make any).

Boinc Boinc Berkeley.edu

Apart from writing crap on your blogs, you can use potential of your CPUs for some "good" reasons, too. Your CPU can take a part in a huge creature created by millions of computer users. This "supercomputer creature" then compute some moleculal variations to find cures for AIDS, Dengue etc. (it is all up to you, which project you want to take a part in).

It is really easy to operate. First of all, visit this page.

http://www.worldcommunitygrid.org/

Then register and install BOINC manager software and voilá. Your CPU is now used for finding the cure for deseases.

Or you can use this page http://boinc.berkeley.edu/ for downloading BOINC (Berkeley Open Infrastructure for Networking Computing) Software. Cheers, you queers.

Aesthetics of Pop Culture does not ring a bell for me

Aesthetics of Pop Culture does not ring a bell for me.

Ästhetik der Pop Kultur sagt mir gar nichts.

Estetika popkultury je mi cizí.

Esutetikku poppu kyouyou etainoshirenai desu.

...

And where is the sense in that?

Best of Quagmire

I try to post my first youtube video on a webpage. Whooo. Scaaaary. Well lets see Quagmire. (edit: you will not see quagmire, because youtube deleted the content someone uploaded. But it worked, so I can say that I can post a youtube video on a webpage :o))

David Firth did it again...

This sick little bastard made another weird and great movie....

http://www.fat-pie.com/healthreminder.htm

Enjoy

Why I won't see Grindhouse in cinema?

Because some "stupido" decided, that we (Europeans) are not able to watch two movies at once (really do not know, where they dug that crap), so the Tarantino and Rodriguez movies are split as single movies (Tarantino hit cinemas on July, Rodriguez last week).

Plus! Movies will be screened without those trailers for "non-existing" movies. So what is the point in that? I have one point... I am quite pissed and wait till movies hit the dvd rental and stores. I can only hope, that those trailers will be included on those DVDs as a bonuses... And somehow I have a feeling, that Grindhouse movies will not be together for Europeans on DVDs, too.

Intergalactic

This is a Cover of a Japanese single of "Intergalactic" song by Beastie Boys. I guess it is really funny (and there is a bonus for all the rodent lovers in it, too).

Quentin Tarantino is freakin' barefoot maniac

I guess that you are already aware of this fact. But anyway. Quentin Tarantino is a freakin' barefoot maniac. Lets see some facts which support my theory.

1994 - Pulp Fiction - (his second movie) there is only "foot massage" as a theme of conversation.

1997 - Jackie Brown - that chick of Samuel L. Jackson, which Robert de Niro nailed down, shows her feet detailed in a scene, where de Niro smokes a pot with her. (she talks crap about how coughing is good for smoking a pot)

2003 - Kill Bill - Uma Thurman in "pussy wagon" tries to convince her "big toe" to wiggle. Detailed shots of her feet there, too. (O-ren Ishi is sometimes shot from the point of view of her feet, when she runs on the table to cut off a head of a mobster after mentioning her chinese/american roots).

2007 - Grindhouse - I haven't seen this movie yet, but there were couple of pictures of Kurt Russel with feet of a girl shown from a car in a "Premiere" magazine.

So I guess that now we all believe, that Quenatin Tarantino is a barefoot maniac. But I really do not know how he will incorporate this theme into his new movie Inglorious Bastards, which is set to World War II. Well, lets wait for the French hooker, who is into feet fetish, too.

Alligator

As promised before. See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile.

Jóhann Jóhannsson

As no-one will ever read this crap ***, I can declare here my passion for Icelandic Jóhann Jóhannson. He is the best musician in the world. And his CD "Englabörn" is gem among the masterpieces of musical history. Eventhough he looks like a bulb his music is wonderful. Sometimes it reminds me work of Estonian Arvo Pärt (my other beloved musical composer, from whom I really love "Alina" or "Fratres") or Japanese Yasushi Yoshida. I can really recommend these three artists to everyone, who likes "classical" music with a slight breeze of contemporary chill. Holy macaroni, I sound like a freaking idiot from cultural column in newspapers.

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*** It is said that everything we write (even our "oldschool" personal diary) is written for the purpose to be read by someone. Umberto Eco had written that only a list of things for shopping
is not written for the purpose of reading it by others.

Ooooh

Watch me as i blog. Woooooh. Scaaaary. Litera script manet. Bla bla. Hope aliens will se this crap after million years. Anyway I am going to study in Finland from January 2008 to May 2008 so I guess I will write something down here about it, when the time comes.

Since then.

Let all the graphomaniacs unite under the flag of idiocy.

Another Dead Blog

This is another of the zillions of dead blogs. Right know I will only test and learn. Later we will maybe see an aligator.