Microsoft Mouse is not scrolling in Winamp, SPSS and other software

OK, there are several software (compatible with Micorosft Vista) which are not possible to use with Microsoft Mouse, because the "Smooth Scrolling" is doing everything else than smoothly working. So far I have found problems with WinAmp and SPSS 17. Vertical scroll UP is working, but if you scroll DOWN then the wheel moves like 100000times, but it moves only for 3 lines max in the software.

I am talking here about the latest drivers 6.30.191, Microsoft Wireless 8000 (and any other Microsoft mice) and Windows Vista Business system.

The only workaround I have been able to find at forums is:
1) Uninstall the Stupid Intellipoint Software
2) Delete all the mouses (press DELETE) in system devices (check the delete also the drivers).
3) You will be told to restart. Do that.
4) Go to microsoft.com/hardware site, where you download again the stupid IntelliPoint 6.3 Software (DO NOT OPEN THE EXE FILE!!!) just unzip that (if you use Total Commander then press alt+F9, if you do not, then unzipp via WinZip or WinRar).
5) then go to the list of devices, find the "mouse", press to update the drivers and manually find the unzipped folder. Vista will find the right driver and install.
6) you will be (probably) again told to restart. Do that.
7) Now in Control Panels if you click on Mouse, you will see that the "special Intellimouse" function is gone, no smooth scrolling. Just the number of lines you want to scroll up or down. (or horizontally as well).
8) Voila, you can scroll in all software in which it was unable to do beforehand - such as Winamp or SPSS.

Credit goes to the guy on the internet, who found this.
If you start to cry, that the buttons are now not working (on your mouse), then throw the Microsoft Mouse to the garbage bin and buy one which is able to PERFORM WELL (that means no Microsoft hardware).

My solution is to tell to the special buttons to fuck-off, because I love on Microsoft Mice that they are fucking big and comfy (I am no dwarf, so I have big hands). And scrolling is the most important thing on the mouse so... I can live just with two buttons and scrolling wheel on a very expensive laser wireless 4buttons+wheel mouse :o)).

Merry X-Mass

I'm glad that I have (apart from Samuel Huntington and Harold Pinter) survived the Christmas Eve.

(black humor)

My very own joke

"With the use of content analysis, prove to a positivist that he is an asshole."

(my own tough stuff, copyrighted, haha).

Future of printed media

Today I was at sort of a café intellectuals session, where was among others Karel Hvížďala whom I am kinda of respecting and three other guys who were discussing the future of printed media.

But!!! None has formulated such a simple thought as:

1) if in the Czech Republic is the sold circulation 80 - 120 000 copies, which can provide that the printed daily press can survive economically (the best have nowadays around 400 000, but just for paying the inputs it is said around 80 000 - 120 000 copies are the lowest circulation for possible survival)

and

2) the printed media will never stop to exist (their importance will seize down, but all the prior media has survived even with the new technological inventions i.e. the new media)

then

3) what is actually gonna be the level of circulation of newspapers, when Internet will take over. 20 - 30 000 copies for one newspapers? Or even smaller number?

and if that is true, then

4) What would the publishing houses have to do, that they can survive with such low circulation? Fire the staff? Bring the price of a issue so up, that you actually pay for the luxury of reading a printed press? Aim only for such rich elites who can have such luxury? Or will they really close down the businesses and will they be only online?

God knows, but what scholars should really study is the level of the circulation of the press that will be the level upon which the decline stops and will never go lower - such as that internet will have 60 %, TV will have 35 %, magazines will have 4 % and daily newspapers 1 % of market in Czech Republic, which means lets say ballpark figure sold circulation around 10 000 of prints per day? That is what they should really try to find.

But chatting and showing off how clever I am because I have read this and that, is maybe more fun than this...

Reasons for Satan Klaus

While in the US they have Santa Claus (whom I enjoy calling for fun Satan Klaus, because this fella is somehow invading my country since 1989 in the same way as the Father Frost from Russia was invading my country in 1948-1989), here in Europe we have lots of different ways how to call the guy who brings you presents.

French are always an exception and have to be somehow special (whole world has NATO, french have OTAN etc.), so their Papa Noel can kiss my shiny metal ass, but in Czech Republic and also in Germany the presents are given to kids by infant Jesus, Christkind, Ježíšek (in Czech).

And here the reasons for Satan Klaus:

1) at certain age kids stop to believe in Santa and they found out, that the presents are given to them by their parents, therefore they say "I dont believe in Santa." Now imagine the USA would have little/infant Jesus as we in Europe have and say "I dont believe in Jesus", therefore this would be for them herecy (Czech republic has 80 % of atheists, so we dont have such problem). I am not aware of a fact how Germans deal with this, is the Christ child the same important guy as the grown-up guy? Was Jesus doing miracles at the age of 7? Probably not.

2) talking about the coca-cola symbol of Santa to depict the commodification of the holy time of Christmas is just waste of time, so just mentioning it.

OK, enjoy the advent time and Happy X-mass for all! Even if you have various kinds of names how to call the guy and try hard not to have a Santa ruling your country if it is not part of your traditions. :o)

Faster Windows? In your dreams!

OK, I am using computers since Windows 95. When I had windows 98 and Pentium III 350 Mhz, turning off the computer took around 5 seconds since I pressed the "Shut down button".

Now I have Core 2 Duo on 2 Ghz, with 2 giga of RAM and Windows Vista and turning off of the computers from the time I press "Shut down button" takes from 45 seconds till 1 minute or sometimes even more.

Microsoft, FUCK YOU and fuck your marketing, about how the system is FASTER. I have multiple more powerful machine than with Win98 and yet it is shit to turn off your Vista system.

Singles livin in multi-pack society

OK, so most members of the current Western population are living just all by themselves (the ulrich becks second modernity)... but when you go shopping for food, the bigger package you buy, the better the price is (because packaging and distribution of food are still the biggest influential price creators - you cant wire pork chops through optical cable).

I get this, but, imagine you buy 10 pork cutlets, but you eat only 2 or 3 for a dinner, so you just have to freeze the rest. I guess freezing is gonna be the new paradigm in the housing shit :o).

And making a big shopping once a week? Shit most of the products are not fresh after two days but you have so much food in the fridge because of this multi-pack society (like salads, cheese, pastry etc.).

So you either have to spend more for smaller packages (which is why singles are singles, because they love to have their standards of living and because of that they have to have a great job), or you have to freeze like hell and the products you cant freeze or eat before they run out of their quality... you just have to throw them away spoiled. Lets waste or be not the "singles" anymore.

I guess some starving weirdos would love to have my problems...

Adorno rotating in his grave

I gues that if Adorno would be today at the classical music conert he would rather die, because of how mistaken he was...

Because you cant force certain people to enjoy the "high" culture... In front of me (the whole line) were sitting guys around 15 (appereantly with their teacher from some kind of kids asylum). When the girl with beautiful soprano was singin the Cacchini's Ave Maria they were laughing loudly.

I was really wondering if I should intervene and beat them up... but... there would be high possibility that I would come out as the bad one, because
a) there were a lot of Gipsy kids in there - therefore I would be a racist
b) I wasnt sure if they werent slightly retarted - therefore I would be cruel person who beats up the retarted kids

Anyway I just think they were just bunch of assholes who do not have any manners. Because in the breathtaking start of the Ave Maria (just the string instruments) one of the gipsy kid said something like: "Jesus fucking christ this would be great background for beatbox" and started to do there the beatbox shit. I was really THIS close from beating him up... But I didnt... because, you just cant force someone to enjoy the "high" culture if he knows only the "low" culture. Therefore I think that Adorno was really mistaken with his theory, that the elite intellectuals should say what is good (classical music and avant-garde) and what is bad....

Anyhow, Adorno was critisizing mostly jazz music, which on the other hand is today rated as the "high" culture, because it is kinda difficult. If he would see what is "popular" these days, he would be probably rotating in his grave...

Women

I guess that only women as a species have the great "magic", that if they are twenty years old, they can look like 40 years old (or even worse when they are 12 they look like 20) or on the other hand if they are 40 they can look like 25. Men are just men...

Holland... the difference (my personal Czech experience)

UPDATE: OK, even if I felt I was destroying some myths in here... I have been told I am shallow, subjective and stereotypical, hmmmz, so I will change something (a bit).

1) they eat warm for dinner and cold for lunch (we do the opposite)
2) if you are non-European student you pay 7000 euros a year university fees, if you are from Europe you pay 2000 euros (we have free education on state Universities)
3) if you are student from Europe you have to work at least 30 hours per month (to get the state support for students - in Czech republic you just get support from state if your family is on social support, but there is no thing like you have to work and the money you get is a lot of less in Czech Republic)
4) the number of coffeshops is much more different than is the image of holland - in the sense that there are not so many, as you would think from all the "stories", but actually the number is a lot lower (and I guess that Czech society is doing much more weed than Dutch, even if we dont have legalization)
5) the prostitutes behind the glass in Amsterdam Red District are two types - thin blond white girl and fat dark hair gypsy (jeah, here I am subjective ;o)
6) trains look cleaner but they also are late (sometimes even 30 minutes, which on the other hand is a standard in Czech Republic - for the trains to be late, plus apart from IC Pendolino, trains are really filthy in CR)
7) students are doing the bike thing (and also old people! I have never seen old people on bike in Prague... mostly everyone on bike in Prague is possibly suicidal)
8) compared to Finland alcohol is cheaper, but everything else is the same - which means fucking expensive :o)
9) the cheapest shit in coffeshops is for the same price as shit in Prague but is many times stronger... lets better not try the strongest shit for double price :o)
10) Havent seen a tulip or windmill or people in wooden shoes :o)
11) television has more channels (around 30) but it is the same shit (we have only 6 - without cable or satellite, but it is boring on the same level)
12) there are so many black and muslim people that you are suprised (we have only Vietnamese, Ukrainans and Gypsies and in much lesser quantity)
13) they have also old black people in there and lot of interracial couples (something unimaginable in Prague, you see in Prague only young black guys around midnight who are telling tourists to enter cabarets = striptease bars)
14) they are not dubbing shows on TV and use a subtitles a lot of more (which is great for practising English or other languages, in Czech Republic 95 % is dubbed)
15) the dutch national channel 1 has a same logo as we use for a "cunt" sign
16) hoegaarden is pronounced as "hucharden" (to jejich ráčkovací "r") and it is a belgian beer, not dutch ;o)
17) if you go to a good but still cheap restaurant you pay 20 euros for a meal, fuck, in Prague really good (but still cheap) restaurants have meals for around 10 euros maximum
18) my favourite one - it is allowed to smoke weed in coffeshops but since the smoking (of cigarettes) was banned you are not allowed to mix your weed with a tobbacco and smoke it in coffeshops because it is forbidden to smoke cigarettes in a restaurants, pubs and coffeeshops. that just does not make any sense at all :o).
19) the myth like you ask a policemen to light up your joint is not true as well - you are not allowed to smoke weed in many places (like parks and stuff), but everyone does it, but...
20) if you like girls with curly hair, go to Holland! Never seen so many girls with curly hair as in Holland. Maybe they have special Dutch curly hair genes...
21) if you are from Holland and you are still being offended even after the changes I did in this article, go fuck yourself, please (joke)

Random Blurbs

- Hm, you have a new fragrance again?
- Yeaah....
- Hm, tis great, what is it?
- Beckham signature. Like the David Beckham.
- Hm, I am really suprised. He is such a twat, but the fragrance is really good.

lol lol lol lol

Prague Autumn has finished

Keeeiii, so yesterday I went to the last concert of this years Prague Autumn classical music festival. Antonio Meneses played the Dvořák Cello concerto and funny thing (and the reason why I am actually writing this shit) is that today I met Antonio Meneses in Celetná street where he was sitting in the patio of the restaurant (in the street) and having a drink. (Beer maybe? Thats what Czech Republic is famous for, lol).

Anyway to sum up this festival. Arcadij Volodos was the best from all of the concerts. His interpretation of Rachmaninov's 3rd Piano concerto was breath taking. The pianissimo parts were so gentle that it was stunning. Anyway Nelson Frerie played the Brahms's piano concerto and here I have to say that lots of time he missed the spot and played falsely, but maybe he was just nervous, because (and that is really unaccaptable) they gave him SQUEAKY chair!!! And everytime he moved in the silent parts it was squeaking terribly. What a shame. What a shame.

Hollywood studios against RealNetworks

I have to laugh to those assholes. They want to ban a stupid fucking DVD-copy software which is sold for 30 dollars and is called RealDVD...

HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS, YOU STUPID FUCKS!!! DvdShrink 3.2.0.15 is MUCH BETTER SOLUTION!! IT IS FREE, YOU HAVE NO LIMITATIONS FOR COPYING DVDS AND you have many great options in this software!! So why the hell bother with fucking software worth 30 dollars (on the user side) when you have much better solution for copying DVD discs, and thats dvdshrink. heh.

How to remove/uninstall Lenovo ThinkVantage Password Manager from Mozilla Firefox

Well I have been looking for some solution but havent found any... Problem is if you uninstall the Client Security Solution (from your system), there still stays in Firefox the Password Manager and you can only disable it and it is grey and bothering (me at least). Because with every FireFox update it tells you, that the Password Manager is not supported, but you dont want it, soo here is the solution....

First locate this folder C:\Program Files\Lenovo\Client Security Solution\PWM Firefox Extension and just delete the whole folder and then its not anymore in your Firefox.

After that you should go into your registry - just press winkey and R and type "regedit" and you should locate a path: HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Mozilla\Firefox\Extensions where you should locate "{FCF36B88-1BBA-487f-B64B-D2E8980A9293}" and delete this one as well (so not only you deleted that CRAPPPP from your hard drive, but from registry as well). uff. What you dont do by urself, you dont have, I suppose...

Hitler banned from Xbox Live Account :o))

Prices and quality of clothes in Czech republic

OK, so yesterday I was looking for a coat and after spending lots of hours in hundreds of shops (kidding) I bought this one in a Pietro Filipi. Well well well it is a Czech brand, the designer is from Czech republic and his name is something like Petr Hendrych (and his son is Filip) so here you have the "italian" sound, but thats not important. (Cause I heard he sold 58 % of the shares to foreign investor).

What matters is a fact, that i guess in MNG I saw a coat and there was also pricing in foreign currencies and here you have it. In British pounds it was 109 GBP, whereas in Czech crowns it was 5490, which is almost double!!!! because 1 GBP = 30 Czech Crowns. WTF?!? I guess its cheaper to buy abroad!

And here in the third paragraph I spit on Zara, Next, Mango, Benneton, Lacoste, Stones, because those fucks do not have the sizes with longer sleeves (mine is 98) and they have only the "standard" ones. So e.g. in Zara I really liked two coats and they were kinda of a cheap (only 3000-4000 Czech Crowns), but all the coats and sizes had short sleeves and when I tried XL size (the biggest) it started to look better around the wrists, but two men of mine size could fit in the coat. So here I am saying to all the brands above: FUCK YOU, I am 187 cm tall and mine measures are 102-87-100 and I weight 80 kilos and you fucks cannot have the size 98 in your shops?

OK I was also in Hugo Boss where I bought my suit, they had my size, but the coats were disaster (didnt like em at all, cause I felt like they are for older guys). So God (or any other higher entity) bless Pietro Filipi for their 98 size coat. Which on the other hand is znouzectnost ;o).

Strange victory of proletariat

This one is not about marxism or communistic assholes in China or Cuba, but about the very strange conspiracy theory about all the working class heroes, who are starting their day jobs with a mission to wake everyone up and not let them sleep longer than they can sleep.

To make short story long, here are couple of examples:
1) It is 6.00 in the morning and the asshole at the construction site is making terrible noises with his hammer without any purpose - there is a metal shed and he is just banging the shed with the hammer without any reason at all (well, you cant sleep, so here you have the reaseon)
2) It is 7.00 in the morning and the asshole is just beating with the hammer to a wall or a pipes, so the noise is travelling through the whole building where you live.

And now why the conspiracy theory - because if you actually work at home or something, you can find out, that these assholes have another thing in common - they stop making those terrible noises around 9.00 when usually you leave your flat for a work. And then they are working on some less noisy shit. So WTF is their problem? Why they cant do the no noise shit in the morning and do the noise after 9.00? I will answer this rhetorical question by myself - because they are assholes with a mission to wake you up.

Cislo popisne orientacni delsi kratsi modre cervene

Sorry, but today in Czech.

Jednou provždy a už nikdy víc to neřešit. Značení ulic v Praze.

Číslo popisné je to delší, červeně značené (červené), např. 4578.

Číslo orientační je to kratší, modře značené (modré), např. 7/nebo 7b.

Číslo evidenční je (aspoň pro mě) k ničemu.

Britney Spears on CT24

Today I saw Britney Spears on a czech 24/7 news TV station called CT24 and you could hear what she was sayin in English and there was dubbed voice over in Czech. She said something like:

"First I would like to thank to God".

And in Czech you could hear:
"Chtěla bych poděkovat Godovi."

The guy who translated the shit made the meaning as if "God" was English name like "John" and he/she (or maybe it) did it in Czech as if "Chtěla bych poděkovat Johnovi".

To make long story short, they probably have never heard about the English word "God" on CT24. (Or maybe I am stupid and Britney has a boyfriend and he is called God, because e.g. Jesus is very popular name, so maybe now is "in" to give a kids in US also names like "God").

Google 5000 Terabytes

hahaha, ok, so today I read a "shocking" news that Google has data on their hard disks which is of the total amount of 5000 terabytes. The idiot who wrote the article said (for the imagination) that it is unbelievable amount of 5 thousand millions of gigabytes.

Well I beg to differ, and I would "for the imagination", wrote there: "Imagine it as 5000 16-year-old fucks with pimples on their forehead who have connection to the internet".

I guess that having a HDD with one terabyte is starting to be a standard nowadays and if you have access to the internet it is not that hard to download one terabyte of data very soon. So google has then the unebeliavable amount of data which also 5000 teenagers with computers possess.

Great colours...

Last minute

OK so if I had the power I would ban to promote "last minute" travels unless it is really a "last minute". Because if you search "last minute" it shows almost 80 % of trips of every travel agency and some of them are in October. WTF is this last minutes if it is the last days of August?

But I guess that everybody chases the two words "last minute" as a lapdog chases its rabbit. Shit. Anyway lets hope I will find something proper for me and my vacation. ;o).

It's a sin to kiss and swallow

Actually I know very few women who enjoy swallowing, but everytime this goes as a topic of conversation I cant stop thinking about a very old joke, which was popular among the kids.

Girl asks a sexual therapist/gynecologist (whatever):
"Hei, doc, can I get pregnant when I swallow cum?"
And he replies:
"Only if you are a cunt!"

Never gets old, priceless joke ;o)

How to download pictures from imdb.com

Well so imdb.com used to be great resource when I wanted to use a official poster for a movie but recently you cannot download from there (the right click option is disabled plus you cannot drag it on desktop with the left click).

Soooo. Here is the "magic". Lets say, you want this picture.

So if you use mozilla then click CTRL+U to show the html code, then click CTRL+F to search and put there e.g. "jpg" and the first one will show you this line in the code:

img oncontextmenu="return false;"
galleryimg="no" onmousedown="return false;" onmousemove="return false;" src="http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/%20M/MV5BMzYxMzE1NzY4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTcxOTI2MQ@@._%20V1._SX270_SY400_.jpg" />td>tr

from that just use this part:

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/
MV5BMzYxMzE1NzY4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTcxOTI2MQ
@@._V1._SX270_SY400_.jpg

which is direct link to that picture, so copy it and insert into the adress line of your webbrowser and now you can do anything you want with that picture, for example you can wipe your ass with that.

Parking lot

Parking lot in Stockholm, Sweden in a Museum. Never seen a thing like that in Prague :o)

How to delete and rename files which you cannot delete or rename

Well there is a chance that you "accidentally" create a file which has longer than 255 characters and Windows then go crazy about it - because you cannot rename or delete such fucked up file... well I read on many forums some "100 %" working how-to-dos, but it was all shit (like using MS Dos and ren/rename commands), shit and more shit.

It should be impossible to create such a file, but it is - e.g. you rip your CD to mp3 files and you use e.g. musicbrainz to tag it (mine case was Don Giovanni by Mozart) and then the cd-ripper (or mp3 tagging software) renames the file to this very long shit, but then it is unusable (you cannot play, edit, rename or delete such mp3 file).

The only tool which worked for me 100 % is a software called Delinvfile (= delete invalid file). Just google it and you will find it. It is 15 day trial.

40 years

Today it is 40 years since the armies of so called Warsaw pact invaded my country with tanks. After that lives of many people had changed. One of them was also my grandpa who has lost his job and all his science career has been kinda of wiped out. He had written many science books about the paper industry and the production of paper, but unfortunately he could not publish under his true name. So friend of his published all the shit under his name. Well to make a long story short the whole secret died with my grandma and now nobody will ever known which books exactly he had written. It seems to me kinda of a weird to commemorate the fact that the Russians invaded us, so lets instead of it commemorate all the work of my grandpa (whom I have never met) which has been lost through the time, because of the communistic regime and the "help" which has been provided us by Soviets.

Fuckin hell

So today I fucked up my ankle for the fourth time... shaajt.

Well so here is little ankle history
1) steps in school on the stairway (unfortunately not to heaven, but chemistry lab)
2) tennis
3) running outside
4) and today - tadaaa - playin badminton

So it looks like that apart from the first time, the sport is certain way how to die totaly crippled. So here is a little photo just before the gypsum/plaster was put into play.

Place where I cuould live ;o)

Taken from great website hellohello.name

R.I.P.

Alexandr Solženicyn.

Bobsleigh in Janov nad Nisou

Lucky day

Today I just did a small walk to get a Pilsner Urquell beer and on my way to the pub I met three little roe deer. Then six sheep and when I came from pub there was a bat flying in the night. And actually I am not living in a zoo, but just on a cottage in Northern Bohemia ;o).

Porscheho smrt

"Porscheho smrt" is a memorial in the middle of nowehre in Jizerske Hory in Northern Bohemia. It means "Porsche's death" and Václav Porsche was there murdered in 1874 by a poacher who thought that Porsche is a woodman. It is very tricky to be found, well, eventhough that we have now GPS and saved the location couple of years ago.

Well here is a photo.
Notice there Ice-Bat and Moxy.

What is AVF_INFO folder in Sony camcorders

Well if you are not using the "Special" sony fucking software for transferring the data from your camcorders on your hard-drive - well lets say you just simply connect the USB cable and then you copy the files e.g. in Total Commander, then you have to expect, that there will be also a folder (on the Sony camcorders harddrive) which is called AVF_INFO. It pretty much stores the data ABOUT all the things you made - like photos, videos in AVCHD format, videos in MPEG2 format etc. So when you succesfully transer all the multimedia files and you will leave the AVF_INFO folder intact, then you have to expect, that later if you use the "play" function on the camera, it will tell you, that there are e.g. 55 videos, but there are none... so you have to manually delete all the "system" files in the "AVF_INFO" folder. After you turn on the camera, it will say some shit, that the image file is broken (technically it is not broken, but deleted ;o), and it will create new correct image files in 3 seconds. Maybe using the special Sony software is better option, but... yeah... I like this more ;o).

Philip Glass - Sesame Street (extended cut)

lol glass in the 70s did this for Sesame Street, hahaha. Lol lol lol lol

Is it legal to be such a cool person?

Look at me, this T-shirt just rocks. There is this beautiful monster and it has belly full of helicopters ;o). And on the T-Shirt are on many places aprox. 5 helicopters (this sentence does not make any sense - to say many places and then say FIVE). More great T-shirts can be found at fugu.cz.

My drawing (in)capabilities

I drawed this picture when I was 7yrs old... well... I guess that since then I have never improved much... well... definitelly not Picasso in me ;o).

Fury In My Eyes / Revenge

[Chorus: Thea]
Oh whoa, these tears that I've had
They here, have no, word
Then roll, each time each pain
I fell insane

[RZA]
Fury in my eyes, sword on my side
Escape death to become immortalized
Afro on my head, the black Samurai
Number One, I bring a whole nation alive
I'm the leader of the Clan, you can tell from the headband
Spirit of God, become one inside man
Except all challengers, leave 'em in bandages
Sword won't ceist til my enemy vanishes

[Chorus II: Thea]
And so your tables have turned
Only now with you and I've burned
Were these sweet memories?
In the rain

[RZA]
Yo, I'm the master of disaster, no one swing a sword faster
I warned you, the'll be tears after the laughter
Now I'm 30 years, after the rapture
War blood will be spilt, we start a new chapter
Fury in my eyes, sword on my side
Afro on my head, I'm a black Samurai
Number One, I bring my whole nation alive
Escape death, to become immortalized

[Chorus]

[Chorus II]

[RZA]
Yo, yo, dogs out to chase these cats, in the jungle
Rats wanna snatch that cheese, in the jungle
Bears want honey from bees, in the jungle
Birds wanna nest in the trees, in the jungle
Squirrels try'nna catch a nut, in this jungle
Pigs wild around in the muds, in this jungle
Lions on the hunt for the beef, in these jungles
Hyena roll around thirty deep, in these jungles
Try'nna snatch ice from the penguins, while I'm stingling
I see shorty wop, she got those ill rings jingling
They jingling, baby, I heard Ringling
Barnum & Bailey was in this place, shit is crazy
What's a man to do in this jungle?
Live life on the hunt full, in the jungle
When hamsters come and try to snatch a crumb from you
What a man 'pose to do, in this jungle?
If you can talk to animals in this jungle
Would you allow the slouth to come amongst you
Would you break bread, or instead
Get the thirty-thirty scope and put one in your head
Put one in the head...

[Chorus II]

Cervantes

Lol, so I am now tiding up all my bookshelves (three days work, blah) and here I have now in my hands Cervanteses Don Quijote. The book was bought by me in an antique shop and was published in 1931. It looks like totally new and when I read it I had a feeling that I am the first one who read the book actually. Anyway, there is written by hand on the first page (I changed the names):

"Honorable lady A.P. To commemorate several years of working together. In friendship is giving to you in Prague on the 1st of August 1933, Fr. F."

Guess that the A.P. didnt like Cervantes or what ;o).

Bits and bytes

Well today I bought 1 TB hard drive, cause now I use only external case for HDD with my laptop and again I wondered about the bits and bytes. I know that selling a product with a label: "Actually only 931 GIGA" will suck, so they use the whole "1024 is not 1000" trick, so they actually CAN sell it as ONE TERA. Screw that.

Anyway, I also remembered how YEARS ago I bought new HDD of unbelieavable capacity of 4.3 GIGA and I rocked ;o). Well, how could I use it back then? I know why... maybe because back then there was no internet and later there was dial-up, lol.

Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit

If Mitchell and Webb would disappear from the planet earth, well... this one would be worth keeping safe, cause it is funny ;o).

How to show off (in style)

BUSH Roxy Party London Elektricity MC Wrec

This was the London Elektricity party... MC Wrec should be banned. He suxxxxxxs.

UPDATE: LOL LOL LOL and MORE LOL. Actually the official site of www.roxy.cz has put my fucked up video on their site. LOL again.

TV table

Fuck fuck! I just bought a TV Table for a new 40 inches LCD television which will arrive tomorrow. And WHAT THE HELL? The assholes who made the table made on one leg the most important things HALF A CENTIMETRE wider apart then it should be, so I could not built it. FUCK. It was 30 kilos heavy, I carried it all the way from the car to my apartment and then THIS? Fuck fuck and fuck again. I am pissed off. Lets hope that the TV tomorrow will be in better shape than this cause else I am gonna piss pure anger.

Nazijazz (Xavier Baumaxa)

"Z komína stoupá k nebi dým,
a v něm se vznáší Rudolf Hrušinský,
pomalu padá ptáče, vím,
že maloval ho Jerzy Kosinski
Schindler už vsává, bude psát,
má na to zbrusu nový propisky."
- Xavier Baumaxa

"From the chimney goes to heaven a smoke,
and inside of it is floating Rudolf Hrušínský.
Slowly little bird falls, I know,
that Jerzy Kosinski has painted it,
Schindler is getting up, he is gonna write,
he bought himself a brand new pens."
- Xavier Baumaxa

Tuesday night in Double Trouble

True, true...

And I didn't understand.
When you reached out and take my hand.

R.I.P.

Čingiz Ajtmatov

Grrrrrrreeeen planet

Ok, so now I read that one company will change its vans from diesel to electricity powered, that it will save emmitting millions of kg of CO2 into the air... but I guess that the production of the electricity cant be that "green" as well... but certainly it looks great as the new contemporary wave of "greenish" PR. Convenient lie and inconvenient truth, heh.

Jarmil Prdel

lol

Dr. Ján Itor on vowels

Panasonic shaver

heh, I just saw a commercial, which claims, that the shaver can shave also copper wires. Well, for me it would do the job if it could shave the beard ;o).

Tetanus

Today I went to a tetanus re-vaccination after 10 years straight from the gym, where I worked out for 2 hrs. And on the walls of the doctor were basic rules for vaccination. Two of them were:
1) You should not do any sports day before and after vaccination.
2) After the vaccination you should stay in the waiting room for 20 minutes.

Well. The first I screwed up, oke... And after the shot (in the ASS;o)), the nurse told me to wait for TEN minutes in the waiting room... So I checked the clock on my cellphone and it said 10:44. And after the other patient left the office of the nurse, she came out and told me: "So you can go now". Well. It was 10:48. Haha.

Anyway, my ass did not like the shot and is aching a little bit ;o).

Hearts not farts

"I farted so loud last night, that it woke me up."

lol lol lol lol lol

Can somebody tell me, why do the people cheat?

"So you have cheated like five times on your boyfriend, right? So what are u gonna do when you get back home?"

"Well, I will stay with him until I find someone better."

"Oh."

Enemies and Friends

Friends:
You are evil.

Enemies:
You are a good guy.

When enemies become friends, the bitterness ends. When friends become enemies... well...

Dutch Bambi

"Tak jakej byl holandskej koloušek?"
"Koloušek byl skvělý ;o) 100 % výkonnost, úžasné parametry! :o)"

lol lol lol lol lol

C'est la vie

"Ik wil je neuken voor de hele nacht tot je huilt van geluk."

lol

P.S. Never trust anyone :o)

Syphilis

I contracted syphilis
syphilis
syphilis
In city of Tiflis.

Happy face

"Wow, you look so happy and full of energy on this picture!"
"Yeah, it was taken on the day I broke up with my boyfriend after 5 years."
"Oh."

King kong plays ping pong

King Kong
King Kong
King Kong
plays
Ping Pong
as
Ding Dong

Do the right thing, Vol. 2

"I know that you do not want to kiss me...
...and I do not want to be kissed by you...
...but just pretend you want."

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

He's restin

Historical dates ending with 8 defining my country

1918 - lets have own country
1938 - lets have Hitler invade us
1948 - lets be fucked-up communists
1968 - lets have Russians invade us with tanks
1989 - (almost ending with 8) lets have democracy
2008 - shit happenned (so far)
2018 - maybe here something interesting?

stockholm art museet presents mra in da house

This made my day

Starts like shit... but later is BETTER, FASTER ;o).

Věra Pohlová 4ever

Hope you are still in good health, Věra. You are immortal ;o). Today I remembered you again, so here is little reminder ;o).

Mra says...

[18:59:52] Jestem Oazą Spokoju! Pierdolonym, kurwa, zajebiście wyluzowanym kwiatem lotosu na tafli jeziora...

Good to know ;o)

Animator vs Animation 2

Yeah I know that this is older than Internet, but I still love it and now I have found on avast! site

high resolution version, so here it is!


Before that I have seen only some crap quality version on YouTube.

When Finnish meets Italian

Dolce vita.
Dolce vita.
Dolce vita.
Dolce vittua.

Socialism or democracy?

-The heart is on the left, but the wallet is on the right. -

prof. V. Č.

Gossiping

mra sent me great picture of hers. I love what is written there:

"We're not gossiping
We're networking"

Fucking brilliant ;o)

Trainspotting

This one is classic:

BEGBIE
All right. Nobody move. The girl
got glassed and no cunt leaves
here until we find out which cunt
did it.

Measurment Effects

How can you measure that the music is fucking great? LIKE THIS! This is result of Giovanni Sollima's Hell I. ;o) Goose-skin and erected hair on the hand. HAHAHA. Alina by Arvo Pärt works in the same way... and also String Quartet No. 4 by Pēteris Vasks... and also For With God No Thing Shall Be Impossible by John Adams.

Knitted Kid

I knit a kid
who had some witt.
Even if from time to time
he would lost an arm or eye.
I still liked the knitted kid.

-JS-

Hitman

"The place I waas raised, they didnt give us names. They gave us numbers. Mine was 47"
"Well, that explains a lot."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ali G indahouse

"Set it to vibrate and finish yourself off."

I'm having a laugh

I just read on the blog of one Czech girl who lives right now in Finland in the same city as I do, that weekends here are the most boring thing... Jeej. I could not help to remember the scene from Human Traffic, cause thats more how I feel about weekends in here, haha:





Well anyway, if you had not by any chance seen the Human Traffic here is at least the movie trailer.

Photographic Orgasmic

Wow, not only did I visit the Anton Corbijn exhibition in St. Petersburg, but this week I am going to Helsinki and visit there exhibition by Nan Goldin. Finally. Finally. Finnally. Finnally. I love it, and if you dont, you already know what to do :o).

Can be there more powerful ending?

These are the last sentences in a book of a guy who knew he had it coming. Wow.

"I know that societies often have killed the people who have helped to change those societies. And if I can die having brought any light, having exposed any meaningful truth that will help to destroy the racist cancer that is malignant in the body of America - then, all the credit is due to Allah. Only the mistakes have been mine."

-Malcolm X

Best "pick-up" phrase ever! :o)

Hugann seiða svalli frá

Finally, finally, finally, finally, finally, finally, finally, finally!!! LOVE IT. And if you don't I don't give a fuck, because I love it ;o).

Hugann seiða svalli frá
sundin, heiði og skörðin;
vona-leið er valin þá
vestur Breiðafjörðinn.

Alt er borið burtu gróm
bæði af Skor og fjöllum,
því að vorið blóm við blóm
breiddi í sporum öllum.

Dægur-halli daggperlum
dreifir vallargróðann;
bjargastalla beltast um
blessuð fjallamóðan.

Þrjóti grið á þessum stað,
þá er lið að skeiðum,
því að hlið er opið að
úthafsmiðum breiðum.

P.S. And now the mission is to find someone who can translate ;o).

Why why why?

Am I stuck here? :oD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzNTCxOJK3g

DAMN, nature, you SCARY!

Damn look at that son a bitch go. he hallin' ass. that thing come by my house i kill it! that little rat lookin thing just got ate! DAMN nature, YOU scary!

Little bit of this and little bit of that

"Check this Czech chick," said the Cretan cretin.

Cool moves for Fever, Kharma and other shit :o)

The High Contrast remix is MUCH BETTER with bigger KICK, but this one has cool video! Lets learn those moves and be kings of Jyväskylä :o).

Microsoft Surface Parody

Well I read something about this MS Surface table and then I watched some video on YouTube and then I found this parody of it and it such fun :oDD.

Do the right thing

"I'll drop you like a bad habit."

The Bridges of Madison County

"Well, I'm a loner, but not a monk."

OSCAR GOES TO GLEN HANSARD AND MARKETA IRGLOVA

Wow!!! I knew it, they would win the Oscars! I was watching the movie on the day when Oscars were given to them!!! Czechs kick ass again! (well I know that most of the credit goes to Irish Glen Hansard, but hey, Marketa still counts ;o))

Harem owner

What would frustrated harem owner with no mathematical skills say?

"I can't count your cunts!"

Music evolution...

Today I was listening to LOTS of Chemical Brothers and they can be perfectly used as an example of change of paradigm in musical evolution ;o). BLAH BLAH BLAH... but actually, really. I am serious. Because with every their new album I am like "What the fuck is that, it is terrible." But then more you listen to it, the more you start to like it... And that is my every-new-album experience since I bought Surrender in 1999...

Then I was thinking if I can find any other artist about whom I had feeled in the same way and the only one I could think of was Björk. Same feeling. When she released Vespertine I was like OMG what is this?? And then I really liked it... same with her newest album... first song on it... Earth-intruders? What? But now I like it...

I recall one of my revelations (when you are so full of dope and alcohol that you feel that you can bear and find the whole truth of universe) and I was listening to new album by trance DJ Paul van Dyk and I was like: "Fuck, this man has stopped in year 1996 and this is the worst shit I have ever heard..." Since then I really do not like him, because it is the same shit everytime...

Comparison between Malcolm X's education and mine ;o)

On the page 282 Malcolm X says:

"Gentlemen, I finished the eight grade in Mason, Michigan. My high school was the black ghetto of Roxbury, Massachusetts. My college was in the streets of Harlem, and my master's was taken in prison. Mr. Muhammad has taught me that I never need fear any man's intellect who tries to defend or to justify the white man's criminal record against the non-white man - especially the white man and the black man here in North America."

Well I if I had to speak about MY education, I would say: "I made it up to the University, but my high school was the place where I read hundreds of books under the desk during classess, my college was reading books on school toilets during my proper classes and my master's was taken by the philosophy of not reading the books I have to read but by reading the books I want to read instead. Always when there is an exam I read something else because I do not like to read books someone forces me to read. But after I do the exam for American A, Finnish 5 or Czech 1 = exellent ;o) then I read those books, but only because it is my own decision. Plus it gives me one of the most important lessons - even in the most difficult exams I always read something else, for example a novel... it keeps you relaxed and you are not stressed or fear anything... And the funny thing is that I was told by one teacher during exam (the only time in my life I got Czech 3 = the worst passing mark at Czech Universiites) so he told me that I seem to him as a person who has not read one single book in his life. Later on I was laughing at this, because he could not be more wrong... but it is said that you can learn how to be educated man but you cannot learn how to be wise man. (Or another translation would be "You can learn science, but not wisdom". Maybe that is why I do not like to learn science ;o))).

Beggar's opera

This is written in the Beggar's Opera booklet:

The Beggar's Opera certainly made "Gay rich and Rich gay".

:oD

Unfinished Sympathy

This is classic!

Cecilia Bartoli 4ever!!!

Glad to see this song from the DVD "Viva, Vivaldi!" on YouTube, cause it is my favorite. Cecilia Bartoli is simply the BEST! And Vivaldi kicks ass, too ;o)).

Symphony of Sorrowful Songs Lyrics - Henryk Górecki

Symphony No.3 - III Symfonia zwana też Symfonią pieśni żałosnych

I
Synku miły i wybrany,
Rozdziel z matką swoje rany,
A wszakom cię, synku miły, w swem sercu nosiła,
A takież tobie wiernie służyła.
Przemów k matce, bych się ucieszyła,
Bo już jidziesz ode mnie, moja nadziejo miła.
Lament świętokrzyski

z "Pieśni łysogórskich"
(druga połowa XV w.)

II
Mamo, nie płacz, nie.
Niebios Przeczysta Królowo,
Ty zawsze wspieraj mnie.
Zdrować Mario, Łaskiś Pełna.

Zakopane "Pałace"
cela nr 3 ściana nr 3
Błazusiakówna Helena Wanda
lat 18 siedzi od 25 IX 44

III
Kajze mi sie podziol
moj synocek mily?
Pewnie go w powstaniu
zle wrogi zabily.

Wy niedobrzy ludzie,
dlo Boga swietego
cemuscie zabili
synocka mojego?

Zodnej jo podpory
juz nie byda miala,
chocbych moje stare
ocy wyplakala.

Chocby z mych lez gorkich
drugo Odra byla,
jesce by synocka
mi nie ozywila.

Lezy on tam w grobie,
a jo nie wiem kandy
choc sie opytuja
miedzy ludzmi wsandy.

Moze nieborocek
lezy kay w dolecku,
a moglby se lygac
na swoim przypiecku.

Ej, cwierkejcie mu tam,
wy ptosecki boze,
kiedy mamulicka
znalezc go nie moze.

A ty, boze kwiecie,
kwitnijze w okolo,
niech sie synockowi
choc lezy wesolo

fragment Pieśni ludowej z opolskiego.

I meet only with people...

I meet only with people who are equal to me or with nobody, and because there is no one who is equal to me, I meet with nobody.

:o)

Malcolm X

Nelson Mandela in the Malcolm X movie:

"As brother Malcolm said – we declare our right on this earth to be a man... to be a human being... to be given the rights of a human being. To be respected as a human being... in this society... on this earth... in this day, which we intend to bring into existence… by any means necessary."

Giovanni Sollima 4ever!!

PART 1


PART 2

Wikipedia Penis

Today I was looking up for some "coarse/dirty" words in finnish language and I found this wonderful site on Wikipedia. And it was really a short step from looking up a words like pussy or penis in finnish language and then I really had to laugh, because all the pictures at Wikipedia are more or less uploaded by authors who did the pictures (otherwise it is breaking a copyright law or something), so I really would like to meet the jerk who uploaded HIS PENIS to wikipediea to have his "tool" like on the internet at the "siitin" entry in Wikipedia. And after I would meet him I would definitely laugh at him like: "Hey, jerk, nobody wants to see your penis, so you decided to became "famous" by uploading yours to Wikipeadia. What a jackass are you, really!" :o)).

Anyway I really like the "haista vittu" - which means something like "fuck you", but according to wikipedia literally it means "go smell a cunt" - that is so funny :o). I would never in my life use a phrase in the meaning "go smell a cunt" :oDD.

Decibel Theory

Shouting makes only poor communication louder. Love it.

Women and glasses

Yesterday at night I have read quite good verse about glasses:

Men seldom make passes
at girls who wear glasses.

Dorothy Parker

I think I have to contradict this, because I met actually couple of girls with glasses, tho whom I could make passes :o)). Just kidding.

Scaaaarrrry woman!

I have been looking at this picture for couple of minutes and the more I look at it, the more I am scared of this woman. This is so un-natural face expression and she looks like she is in a great pain.
Anyway, what the presidential election in US concers, I think it would be really a breakthrough, if Hillary wins. On the other hand, if Barack Obama wins (for example) that would be even bigger milestone in US history. So the choice is obvious... First woman or first black man as a president? I hope it does not end as always, that the third guy, no one is watching, will win and that would be mr. Guliani.
I was thinking that being deaf-disabled-Afro-Americna-lesbian-on-a-wheelchair will really be another of those milestones... maybe someone of these qualities should try to win US presidential chair. And this is sort of a black humor. And I love being politically incorrect.