Roland Barthes in his book Sade, Fourier, Loyola describes (apart from lots of other thoughts) that marquis de Sade was a genius at the multiciplity of the crimes... for example to do incest, adultery, sodomy and sacrilege at the same time one of the heroes of his book 120 Days of Sodomy fucks his own married daughter in the ass whilst having a sacramental bread on his penis.
Wow, this one really needed quite a lot of thinking... reminds me one nasty joke from elementary school, that sister says to his brother when they are having sex: "You fuck much better than our daddy." and he replies: "Yeah, our mother tells me the same thing all the time."
Thursday 27 January 2011
Tuesday 18 January 2011
Kim Jong-il, the mode trendsetter
As you can see, everyone is wearing this jacket! My sister used to have such jacket 20 years ago! Weird, if you imagine, that Kim Jong-il is supposedly having more than 4 billions euro on his European accounts!
I hope he has at least monogram on the jacket, as the "luxury" clothes have :o).
Weird solidarity in Albert Heijn supermarket
Yesterday I bought salade and small plain baguette. Funny thing was that right before I should be getting my receipt and pay the stuff, one old lady came there and said that on her bill are two yogurts and that she wants that 3,90 crowns back (aprox 15 eurocents), because she has bought only one yogurt.
Well, no problem with that, but the cashier instead of giving her back the money put through the system only my salade (80 CZK) and then she said I should pay her 90 CZK. And showing me only the 80 CZK on the computer. I was like WTF? And she said, yeah, 80 the salade and 10 CZK the small baguette. Then I got the receipt with only the salade, right.
After I gave her the money (90 CZK) then she gave the 3,90 CZK to the old lady.
Well I dont give a shit about the money and the solution, which was much faster then if she would have to call the manager and he would need to do the part, where he substracts the one bloody yogurt from the system, heck I dont even care about the money, because the baguette was definitely not for 10 CZK.
But wouldnt it be faster if the cashier simply asked me: "Mr., please, would you be so kind and pay the old lady 3,90 CZK from your pocket, because we are poor multinational corporation who does not even have money to give it back to old ladies?"
:oP
Well, no problem with that, but the cashier instead of giving her back the money put through the system only my salade (80 CZK) and then she said I should pay her 90 CZK. And showing me only the 80 CZK on the computer. I was like WTF? And she said, yeah, 80 the salade and 10 CZK the small baguette. Then I got the receipt with only the salade, right.
After I gave her the money (90 CZK) then she gave the 3,90 CZK to the old lady.
Well I dont give a shit about the money and the solution, which was much faster then if she would have to call the manager and he would need to do the part, where he substracts the one bloody yogurt from the system, heck I dont even care about the money, because the baguette was definitely not for 10 CZK.
But wouldnt it be faster if the cashier simply asked me: "Mr., please, would you be so kind and pay the old lady 3,90 CZK from your pocket, because we are poor multinational corporation who does not even have money to give it back to old ladies?"
:oP
Monday 17 January 2011
Bloody Garmin
Ok, so I bought this Garmin nuvi 3790T Lifetime gps for cars, looks great, works great, but!
First of all , the lifetime is meant the lifetime of the gps, not your lifetime, lol. Overall lifetime of the electronic devices is now two years and a day (with the two years warranty of course), so maybe the extra cash for lifetime is shit.
But secondly, which is far more worse, they say in the manual, that you should register and update your gps on their webpage my.garmin.com.
Dont know about that, because the bloody webpage was not working the whole day... really hope that it will start working better...
So in conslusion, lifetime my ass, because it is not even possible to update the maps, because the whole bloody service is not workin!
First of all , the lifetime is meant the lifetime of the gps, not your lifetime, lol. Overall lifetime of the electronic devices is now two years and a day (with the two years warranty of course), so maybe the extra cash for lifetime is shit.
But secondly, which is far more worse, they say in the manual, that you should register and update your gps on their webpage my.garmin.com.
Dont know about that, because the bloody webpage was not working the whole day... really hope that it will start working better...
So in conslusion, lifetime my ass, because it is not even possible to update the maps, because the whole bloody service is not workin!
Friday 7 January 2011
The end of mercury thermometers
European Union made year ago another "wise" decision... they forbid the mercury thermometers, because they are supposed to be unhealthy... well maybe if you eat ten of them per day as a medieval cure for your sore throat.
But what is more interesting is, that one daily in the Czech Republic recently made a test of the electronic thermometers and also nurses in hospitals say, that the electronic thermometers are sometimes 2 degrees of Celcius of the scale. Two degrees!!!
Well the mercury thermometer measuers the temperature between 35 and 42 degrees... I guess that the deviation of 2 degrees is hell of a nightmare, because it is quite difference, if you have 36,7 or 34,7 (39 or 41) you name it... it is a difference between healthy (36,7) or a dying person (34,7), or quite ill (39) or dying person... (41).
Really hope I will not break my mercury thermometres I have at home :o).
But what is more interesting is, that one daily in the Czech Republic recently made a test of the electronic thermometers and also nurses in hospitals say, that the electronic thermometers are sometimes 2 degrees of Celcius of the scale. Two degrees!!!
Well the mercury thermometer measuers the temperature between 35 and 42 degrees... I guess that the deviation of 2 degrees is hell of a nightmare, because it is quite difference, if you have 36,7 or 34,7 (39 or 41) you name it... it is a difference between healthy (36,7) or a dying person (34,7), or quite ill (39) or dying person... (41).
Really hope I will not break my mercury thermometres I have at home :o).
Thursday 6 January 2011
Dante
Well, I am reading Dante Alighieri now and have to think... why in the time of advanced 3D cinematics no one did the film adaptation of Divina Commedia?
That would be hell of a roadmovie :o). Well, there certainly was a playstation game, but that sucks...
Well at least I see one problem with the adaptation... the main hero, supposedly Dante himslef, does not give crap much about the transitions between the inner circles. Sometimes he faints etc. and wakes up in the next level...
Well I guess that closest to the depiction of the Hell was the movie "What Dreams May Come", which was my favourite when I was at that time.
That would be hell of a roadmovie :o). Well, there certainly was a playstation game, but that sucks...
Well at least I see one problem with the adaptation... the main hero, supposedly Dante himslef, does not give crap much about the transitions between the inner circles. Sometimes he faints etc. and wakes up in the next level...
Well I guess that closest to the depiction of the Hell was the movie "What Dreams May Come", which was my favourite when I was at that time.
Tram and theatre
Today it was all pee and old people in the tram, so I came up with an idea of a theatre play.
It would be based in Spain in a retirement house and main characters would be:
Doña Incontinenta and Don Impotente. As a genre cloak and sword/dagger drama would just be it.
I love going in tram to work.
It would be based in Spain in a retirement house and main characters would be:
Doña Incontinenta and Don Impotente. As a genre cloak and sword/dagger drama would just be it.
I love going in tram to work.
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