Tuesday 16 September 2008

Strange victory of proletariat

This one is not about marxism or communistic assholes in China or Cuba, but about the very strange conspiracy theory about all the working class heroes, who are starting their day jobs with a mission to wake everyone up and not let them sleep longer than they can sleep.

To make short story long, here are couple of examples:
1) It is 6.00 in the morning and the asshole at the construction site is making terrible noises with his hammer without any purpose - there is a metal shed and he is just banging the shed with the hammer without any reason at all (well, you cant sleep, so here you have the reaseon)
2) It is 7.00 in the morning and the asshole is just beating with the hammer to a wall or a pipes, so the noise is travelling through the whole building where you live.

And now why the conspiracy theory - because if you actually work at home or something, you can find out, that these assholes have another thing in common - they stop making those terrible noises around 9.00 when usually you leave your flat for a work. And then they are working on some less noisy shit. So WTF is their problem? Why they cant do the no noise shit in the morning and do the noise after 9.00? I will answer this rhetorical question by myself - because they are assholes with a mission to wake you up.

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