Wacko in a tram

Yesterday I met a total lunatic screaming in a tram, but some of it was quite poetic:

"Just one more drop of water and in my lakes you will all drown." (Ještě jedna kapka vody a v mých jezerech utopíte se všichni.)

Plus the other word was just made up but quite nice in Czech: Jako pohřebnice! Jako pohřebnice!

Já jsem muzikant!

Já jsem buzerant a přicházím k Vám z teplé země
My jsme buzeranti přicházíme k Vám.
Já umím hřáti.
My umíme taky.

A to na kamínka.
A jak se na ně hřeje?

Bum ta rata bum ta rata
Bum ta rata buzerant!

Corporate self-discussions

Wow replying in the night to an email with thank you and in the saturday morning with another reply which has no information value at all but just proving you paid attention to the message now. That makes you what? Total jerk? Jesus I hate those corporate douchebags who are allergic to work but always have time to self-discussions with CCying everyone on whom they have contact :-)

Be more pro-active!

Oh yeah! Good call! You have from me like 30 topics for media, two planned events and I have no response from you past two months. But in the overall rating I should be more proactive.

Does it mean that in your vocabulary proactive means: please write me every other day with reminder what to do so I can do job I am paid for?

Heard on a street

"You fucking cunt, you were breast-feeded with a semen of Václav Havel."

Definitely heard this for a first time in my life. Does this Guy have to pay for using the name of our President? And how about me now?