Hearts not farts

"I farted so loud last night, that it woke me up."

lol lol lol lol lol

Can somebody tell me, why do the people cheat?

"So you have cheated like five times on your boyfriend, right? So what are u gonna do when you get back home?"

"Well, I will stay with him until I find someone better."

"Oh."

Enemies and Friends

Friends:
You are evil.

Enemies:
You are a good guy.

When enemies become friends, the bitterness ends. When friends become enemies... well...

Dutch Bambi

"Tak jakej byl holandskej koloušek?"
"Koloušek byl skvělý ;o) 100 % výkonnost, úžasné parametry! :o)"

lol lol lol lol lol

C'est la vie

"Ik wil je neuken voor de hele nacht tot je huilt van geluk."

lol

P.S. Never trust anyone :o)