Monder Stagrocks and Steerex

Characters made by my 3yeard old son.

Beethoven

Beethoven I
Beethoven
Plný pastorálních
Hoven

Beethoven II
Beethoven
Plný osudových
Hoven

Fatso in a class

When I was a kid 30 years ago the ratio was one fatso per classroom. And he was always bullied and shouted at as a fat fuck.

Today I passed a classroom going on a street and could not believe my eyes. That ratio was 1:1 - one fatso per one normal kid. Jesus what has happened past three decades? Kids not going to sports because it can cause injuries. Or bad eating habits with food fool of sugar?

Houpy hou, krávy jdou - super dlouhá verze

Houpy hou krávy jdou
nesou mlíka půl žejdlíka, sotva jdou.
I ta naše jalovička
u božího kostelíčka.
Kostel se boří,
stodola hoří,
Skoč panenko do vody
pro ty černý jahody.
Pročpak bych tam skákala
sukýnku si máčela.
Kde bych si ji usušila?
U pana Víta. Pan Vít není doma,
jel do Berouna.
Pro čtyři ovce,
pro pátýho skopce,
pro šestýho berana
se zlatejma rohama.
Kdo ty rohy najde,
čtyři míle zajde.
Za Prahou, za Prahou
najdeš bábu šmaťchavou.
Bába tam má řetěz
a na něm je zlej pes.
Kdo toho psa nakrmí,
osud jemu vyjeví.

Hou hou hou.

Big Bang theory when reading Stephen Hawking

So I read the Brief History of time by Stephen Hawking And came Up with theory.

The big bang And expanding of Space Is inhaling And collapsing of Space Is exhaling of timeless creature living billions of billions year.

Which makes people of Earth something like a poo bactery in that creature :-D.

And Now to monetize that :-D