My drawing (in)capabilities

I drawed this picture when I was 7yrs old... well... I guess that since then I have never improved much... well... definitelly not Picasso in me ;o).

Fury In My Eyes / Revenge

[Chorus: Thea]
Oh whoa, these tears that I've had
They here, have no, word
Then roll, each time each pain
I fell insane

[RZA]
Fury in my eyes, sword on my side
Escape death to become immortalized
Afro on my head, the black Samurai
Number One, I bring a whole nation alive
I'm the leader of the Clan, you can tell from the headband
Spirit of God, become one inside man
Except all challengers, leave 'em in bandages
Sword won't ceist til my enemy vanishes

[Chorus II: Thea]
And so your tables have turned
Only now with you and I've burned
Were these sweet memories?
In the rain

[RZA]
Yo, I'm the master of disaster, no one swing a sword faster
I warned you, the'll be tears after the laughter
Now I'm 30 years, after the rapture
War blood will be spilt, we start a new chapter
Fury in my eyes, sword on my side
Afro on my head, I'm a black Samurai
Number One, I bring my whole nation alive
Escape death, to become immortalized

[Chorus]

[Chorus II]

[RZA]
Yo, yo, dogs out to chase these cats, in the jungle
Rats wanna snatch that cheese, in the jungle
Bears want honey from bees, in the jungle
Birds wanna nest in the trees, in the jungle
Squirrels try'nna catch a nut, in this jungle
Pigs wild around in the muds, in this jungle
Lions on the hunt for the beef, in these jungles
Hyena roll around thirty deep, in these jungles
Try'nna snatch ice from the penguins, while I'm stingling
I see shorty wop, she got those ill rings jingling
They jingling, baby, I heard Ringling
Barnum & Bailey was in this place, shit is crazy
What's a man to do in this jungle?
Live life on the hunt full, in the jungle
When hamsters come and try to snatch a crumb from you
What a man 'pose to do, in this jungle?
If you can talk to animals in this jungle
Would you allow the slouth to come amongst you
Would you break bread, or instead
Get the thirty-thirty scope and put one in your head
Put one in the head...

[Chorus II]

Cervantes

Lol, so I am now tiding up all my bookshelves (three days work, blah) and here I have now in my hands Cervanteses Don Quijote. The book was bought by me in an antique shop and was published in 1931. It looks like totally new and when I read it I had a feeling that I am the first one who read the book actually. Anyway, there is written by hand on the first page (I changed the names):

"Honorable lady A.P. To commemorate several years of working together. In friendship is giving to you in Prague on the 1st of August 1933, Fr. F."

Guess that the A.P. didnt like Cervantes or what ;o).

Bits and bytes

Well today I bought 1 TB hard drive, cause now I use only external case for HDD with my laptop and again I wondered about the bits and bytes. I know that selling a product with a label: "Actually only 931 GIGA" will suck, so they use the whole "1024 is not 1000" trick, so they actually CAN sell it as ONE TERA. Screw that.

Anyway, I also remembered how YEARS ago I bought new HDD of unbelieavable capacity of 4.3 GIGA and I rocked ;o). Well, how could I use it back then? I know why... maybe because back then there was no internet and later there was dial-up, lol.

Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit

If Mitchell and Webb would disappear from the planet earth, well... this one would be worth keeping safe, cause it is funny ;o).

How to show off (in style)

BUSH Roxy Party London Elektricity MC Wrec

This was the London Elektricity party... MC Wrec should be banned. He suxxxxxxs.

UPDATE: LOL LOL LOL and MORE LOL. Actually the official site of www.roxy.cz has put my fucked up video on their site. LOL again.

TV table

Fuck fuck! I just bought a TV Table for a new 40 inches LCD television which will arrive tomorrow. And WHAT THE HELL? The assholes who made the table made on one leg the most important things HALF A CENTIMETRE wider apart then it should be, so I could not built it. FUCK. It was 30 kilos heavy, I carried it all the way from the car to my apartment and then THIS? Fuck fuck and fuck again. I am pissed off. Lets hope that the TV tomorrow will be in better shape than this cause else I am gonna piss pure anger.

Nazijazz (Xavier Baumaxa)

"Z komína stoupá k nebi dým,
a v něm se vznáší Rudolf Hrušinský,
pomalu padá ptáče, vím,
že maloval ho Jerzy Kosinski
Schindler už vsává, bude psát,
má na to zbrusu nový propisky."
- Xavier Baumaxa

"From the chimney goes to heaven a smoke,
and inside of it is floating Rudolf Hrušínský.
Slowly little bird falls, I know,
that Jerzy Kosinski has painted it,
Schindler is getting up, he is gonna write,
he bought himself a brand new pens."
- Xavier Baumaxa

Tuesday night in Double Trouble

True, true...

And I didn't understand.
When you reached out and take my hand.

R.I.P.

Čingiz Ajtmatov

Grrrrrrreeeen planet

Ok, so now I read that one company will change its vans from diesel to electricity powered, that it will save emmitting millions of kg of CO2 into the air... but I guess that the production of the electricity cant be that "green" as well... but certainly it looks great as the new contemporary wave of "greenish" PR. Convenient lie and inconvenient truth, heh.

Jarmil Prdel

lol

Dr. Ján Itor on vowels

Panasonic shaver

heh, I just saw a commercial, which claims, that the shaver can shave also copper wires. Well, for me it would do the job if it could shave the beard ;o).

Tetanus

Today I went to a tetanus re-vaccination after 10 years straight from the gym, where I worked out for 2 hrs. And on the walls of the doctor were basic rules for vaccination. Two of them were:
1) You should not do any sports day before and after vaccination.
2) After the vaccination you should stay in the waiting room for 20 minutes.

Well. The first I screwed up, oke... And after the shot (in the ASS;o)), the nurse told me to wait for TEN minutes in the waiting room... So I checked the clock on my cellphone and it said 10:44. And after the other patient left the office of the nurse, she came out and told me: "So you can go now". Well. It was 10:48. Haha.

Anyway, my ass did not like the shot and is aching a little bit ;o).