Hearts not farts

"I farted so loud last night, that it woke me up."

lol lol lol lol lol

Can somebody tell me, why do the people cheat?

"So you have cheated like five times on your boyfriend, right? So what are u gonna do when you get back home?"

"Well, I will stay with him until I find someone better."

"Oh."

Enemies and Friends

Friends:
You are evil.

Enemies:
You are a good guy.

When enemies become friends, the bitterness ends. When friends become enemies... well...

Dutch Bambi

"Tak jakej byl holandskej koloušek?"
"Koloušek byl skvělý ;o) 100 % výkonnost, úžasné parametry! :o)"

lol lol lol lol lol

C'est la vie

"Ik wil je neuken voor de hele nacht tot je huilt van geluk."

lol

P.S. Never trust anyone :o)

Syphilis

I contracted syphilis
syphilis
syphilis
In city of Tiflis.

Happy face

"Wow, you look so happy and full of energy on this picture!"
"Yeah, it was taken on the day I broke up with my boyfriend after 5 years."
"Oh."

King kong plays ping pong

King Kong
King Kong
King Kong
plays
Ping Pong
as
Ding Dong

Do the right thing, Vol. 2

"I know that you do not want to kiss me...
...and I do not want to be kissed by you...
...but just pretend you want."

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He's restin

Historical dates ending with 8 defining my country

1918 - lets have own country
1938 - lets have Hitler invade us
1948 - lets be fucked-up communists
1968 - lets have Russians invade us with tanks
1989 - (almost ending with 8) lets have democracy
2008 - shit happenned (so far)
2018 - maybe here something interesting?