Big Bang theory when reading Stephen Hawking

So I read the Brief History of time by Stephen Hawking And came Up with theory.

The big bang And expanding of Space Is inhaling And collapsing of Space Is exhaling of timeless creature living billions of billions year.

Which makes people of Earth something like a poo bactery in that creature :-D.

And Now to monetize that :-D

Čestné prohlášení

Prohlašuji na svou čest,
že Vám dám mezi oči pěst!

Wacko in a tram

Yesterday I met a total lunatic screaming in a tram, but some of it was quite poetic:

"Just one more drop of water and in my lakes you will all drown." (Ještě jedna kapka vody a v mých jezerech utopíte se všichni.)

Plus the other word was just made up but quite nice in Czech: Jako pohřebnice! Jako pohřebnice!

Já jsem muzikant!

Já jsem buzerant a přicházím k Vám z teplé země
My jsme buzeranti přicházíme k Vám.
Já umím hřáti.
My umíme taky.

A to na kamínka.
A jak se na ně hřeje?

Bum ta rata bum ta rata
Bum ta rata buzerant!

Corporate self-discussions

Wow replying in the night to an email with thank you and in the saturday morning with another reply which has no information value at all but just proving you paid attention to the message now. That makes you what? Total jerk? Jesus I hate those corporate douchebags who are allergic to work but always have time to self-discussions with CCying everyone on whom they have contact :-)